coontie

Someone who acts like a retarded cunt.

Samit is such a coontie who keeps losing all his money.

by wordinator2cool November 27, 2012

Coofty

Cool but also nifty. The words nifty and cool had a baby.

“That was such a Coofty play we saw last night!”

“I think your tie looks super Coofty.”

“It would be really Coofty if we made babies”

“So not Coofty of you to do that brochacho”

by Cooftyasalways October 1, 2020

coffteaphobia

The state of being completely afraid to taste of any type of coffee or tea.

I feel out of place at Starbucks, as I suffer from coffteaphobia.

by Daman R December 9, 2008

coontop

male or female, usually flannel-wearing white trash, with a normal hair cut except for a small (usually un-braided)patch that goes down their back. not to be confused with a rat tail. a high percentage of beardo's have coontops.

look at that beardo's coontop!! he must be from west allis!

by s@#ttalkins!@#$ October 2, 2007

Cooltools

1. A new term which is liberally used in describing something that is pleasing, or brings happyness to the recipient.
2. the word also describes any sex act that brings a lot of pleasure without any effort, usualy fellatio.

1. cooltools, you found my beers, i love you man!
2. i was so stoned last night and she just kept going with the cooltools.

by cumo March 1, 2008

cooktogether

a meal centred around a favoured/over-abundant ingredient attended by 'no pressure' friends. They are characterized by good conversation, place settings, sharing stories, and no pressure.

"Good cooktogether"

by Peppergirl212 December 16, 2008

Coontrocity

while playing Halo 3 obtain six consecutive kills from the passenger seat of the warthog, using only the smg.

"My nigga TK pulled a coontrocity on some otha neegas"

by the real DN December 30, 2009