complete utter fucking morons

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by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017

Complimate

An insult disguised as a compliment used to secretly burn slower individuals. Can also be used to bait internet bullies who will foolishly think you tried to spell compliment

Paul: wow that was a really nice thing you said about tori
Me: nah fuck her it was a Complimate I meant the opposite of it. And I bet that bully Liz will foolishly pounce on it and make a fool of herself.

Paul: lol
Me:lol

by Bobrossislove July 18, 2016

complete prat

Jamie-an idiot who acts in this manner all the time.

"You are such a complete prat!"

by esther November 24, 2003

Complete and Utter Awesomeness

Just a word that sums up something that is either a) the best b) so amazing you can't find words for it c) awesome

That concert I went to last night was complete and utter awesomeness.

by we.love.the.cheesey July 8, 2009

Compleaner

A person who can't clean without complaining.

Kim: I seriously just can't stand cleaning!
Kris: Yeah I hate it too!
Kim: Yep, we're total compleaners.

by alphawolfexc April 21, 2013

Complicated Dick

When the dick is AMAZING, but the person tied to it has a lot of baggage.

"Rickie has an amazing dick, but it's complicated as hell."
"OMG that Tyrone is one complicated dick if i've ever seen one."

by DanteJefferson2999 May 16, 2019

Complicated

(1.) A word someone uses, whenever there's a hard (but simple) reality in front of them, they don't want to face.

Things that are genuinely/inherently complicated, are called, "complex". (You'll notice nobody refers to their relationship status as "complex", because deep down even they know they're lying to themselves. )

(2.) A synonym for "None of your business".

(1.) He says he doesn't want a relationship right now, because he's got a lot going on. His direct response and terrible excuse make things so complicated. Ugh. Whatever will I do with these obscure words shrouded in mystery?

(2.) Person A: "How about you tell me that Mountain Slope story Sheila?"

Person B: "Maybe another time Jerry. It's complicated."

by Olive989 March 3, 2023