Compleaner

A person who can't clean without complaining.

Kim: I seriously just can't stand cleaning!
Kris: Yeah I hate it too!
Kim: Yep, we're total compleaners.

by alphawolfexc April 21, 2013

Complicated Dick

When the dick is AMAZING, but the person tied to it has a lot of baggage.

"Rickie has an amazing dick, but it's complicated as hell."
"OMG that Tyrone is one complicated dick if i've ever seen one."

by DanteJefferson2999 May 16, 2019

Complicated

(1.) A word someone uses, whenever there's a hard (but simple) reality in front of them, they don't want to face.

Things that are genuinely/inherently complicated, are called, "complex". (You'll notice nobody refers to their relationship status as "complex", because deep down even they know they're lying to themselves. )

(2.) A synonym for "None of your business".

(1.) He says he doesn't want a relationship right now, because he's got a lot going on. His direct response and terrible excuse make things so complicated. Ugh. Whatever will I do with these obscure words shrouded in mystery?

(2.) Person A: "How about you tell me that Mountain Slope story Sheila?"

Person B: "Maybe another time Jerry. It's complicated."

by Olive989 March 3, 2023

complete jackass

Any person that adds a new definition to a word in urban dictionary that is the exact same as or is a close approximation of the definitions already there. This can also be a person that decides to give a thumbs up to the myriad un-original entries and definitions in UD while over-looking the genius creations of The Original Slim Bavis.

Slim: Yo, that guy is a complete jackass. He posted a definition of pink sock. The one right before it is the EXACT same.
Dan: What a douche.
Salty: A complete jackass. And, he liked "put it a dually" more than "chicken pants."
Dan: Complete jackass.

by The Original Slim Bavis December 23, 2008

Complicated Relationship

Two people who are flirtatious and post eachother on social media that have some type of fling going on but are not dating for whatever reason.

Are you guys dating you always talk about eachother? Its kinda complicated relationship rn

by Newin lol August 24, 2018

complete loser

also known as Tyler M., he is often found walkind around school with david a., laughing at the crazy shit david a. does.

HAHA! look at the complete loser, who is absolutely a stupid ass motherfucker worthless piece of shit!

by chaos April 24, 2004

Complete The Picture

1. To check out one side of a lady (or man) walking by and then turning around to check out the other side.

Man 1: "Dude that chick's ass is effin' hot, let's complete the picture and see if her front matches the back"
Man 2: "Ack, jeez, her face is f'king ugly!"

by Anononononon1 September 19, 2010