community college

A place where a person would go to when all hope has failed for them in their life only to find out that they will eventually end up at a dead end job with nothing more than an associate's degree.

Chandler: I lost my job, my home, my car, my money, I guess I best be off to community college.
Monica: O don't worry baby. It will get better.
Chandler: Really?
Monica: No, not really. Do you want me to be supportive or truthful?

by bullsmania April 19, 2009

Communication Crutch

#1. A tool used, often in the form of an emoticon or acronym, that is relied upon to make a point or convey an emotion that the writer or speaker cannot do with their limited vocabulary.

#2: The use of acronyms like BRB, ROFL, OMG and WTF in spoken conversation as opposed to actually laughing, showing disbelief etc.

#3: A word, phrase or acronym that is so ingrained in someone's head, that they use without thinking if it's appropriate or even makes any sense at all.

Example of #1: She uses xD as a communication crutch because she isn't actually funny enough to make me laugh with only her words. She has to add that otherwise we wouldn't know it was a joke.

Example of #2: A person who uses 'ROFL' when speaking to them instead of actually laughing. This is a communication crutch because they either don't get the joke, don't know how to laugh or are just condescending assholes.

Example of #3: "I'm pretty sad, my grandma just died"
"That sucks lol"
"Why are you laughing about my grandma dying?"
"Sorry about that lol"
No matter what you say, this person has the communication crutch 'lol' and will automatically type it in every response.

by shoujoboy April 22, 2011

Hailsham community college

It is a shit school found in hailsham; you will find shit teachers, a bender of a head teacher, a senior member of staff who looks like a retarded turtle and the year 8's are dyslexic. One particular year 8 is such a stupid spastic he makes an urban dictionary page and spells especially like 'exspecilly' this shows how much the teachers and probably his parents are fucking up.

Person 1: I don't want my child to be a bellend
Person 2: don't send them to hailsham community college then

by Giraffebloke69 July 26, 2015

Community Pool

When you get 5+ guys to circle jerk around a chick and all blow your load on her tummy.

"Brian went swimming in our community pool. It was pretty great. We all joined in."

by codeVlad November 5, 2009

Communitywashing

Communitywashing is a term that describes a person, place, or thing that claims to support a community or cause, but in reality does not.

Communitywashing is in the same family of armchair activists, greenwashing, or pinkwashing.

P1: "Gary always says he supports (community event, cause, or point of pride), but I've never seen him there, have you?"
P2: "No way, he's totally communitywashing."
P1: "What a slacktivist."

by WTFMarketing April 10, 2013

community hit

The act of releasing smoke in the open air for the purpose of providing passersby a generous waft of something that will lighten their day.

The act of a "Community Hit" can be just excess smoke off a blunt or joint, intentionally blowing un-hit smoke out of a piece, or simply setting fire to marijuana. The most common use of this terminology is when someone has prepared too great of a hit, and they decide to blow out the smoke.

This is also a common practice of law enforcement. When they "dispose" of large quantities of weed, they simply burn it like a campfire and host a party around said campfire.

by JR N September 14, 2013

communicitatortots

term used for a group of friends who do nothing but talk in class

"hey, look at that bunch of communicitatortots, theyre so annoying!" talkers annoying groupies

by itzlilyboyd November 1, 2017