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turkey coma

The inevitable and unavoidable nap that occurs about 45 minutes after gorging one's self on a Thanksgiving Day turkey feast and 15 minutes into a traditional, holiday football game. The cause of this an amino acid called L-Tryptophan which turkey meat has in abundance.
Where's Daddy? I haven't seen him since Thanksgiving dinner.

He inhaled two full plates of roast turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, corn and yams smothered in gravy then sat down by the fireplace to watch the Packers-Lions. The poor bastard fought like hell, but could only make it to the 2nd quarter before succumbing to a full-blown turkey coma.
by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2009
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Cortex Command

Cortex Command is an awesome in-development game that is a cross between a third-person 2d shooter and an RTS.
So far, the game has two main modes of play: Trying to destroy the other person's brain or surviving as many swarms or enemies as possible while protecting your brain.
The game has a thriving modding community at www.datarealms.com and can also be downloaded for free at that site.
Go play Cortex Command, then you'll have your example.
by iwillcontrolyou December 15, 2008
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Cammackulize

ca-mack-u-lize
verb

To over explain a situation without cause or merit, while rationalizing the reasoning behind the said explanation.

Derivatives

cammackulized {ca-mack-u-lized}
verb

cammackulization {ca-mack-u-lization}
noun

cammackulizing {ca-mack-u-lizing}
verb

Origin
Germania 5th century BC.
Derived from the Barbarian Name Cammack.
The individual cammackulized his way out of the tight situation.

I will cammackulize his accusation to avoid blame

A good reason for hacking apart a garden hose can only be thought of through cammackulization.

One can cammackulize a reason to introduce refuse beneath a large bush to facilitate the production of life supporting nutrients for the surrounding vegetation.
by Lord Crom April 2, 2007
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comanionship

Time that men spend together doing manly things. Drinking beer, looking at women, playing xbox.
Jay and I are going to meet up for some comanionship later. I have a 2-4 and he has halo 3 on his Xbox 360.
by LouieDG May 7, 2008
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Facebook Coma

The phenomenon where a Facebook user temporarily loses control of his or her brain function as a result of (or leading to) an endless loop of reading status updates and trolling through profile pages. Often occurs as a result of procrastination or boredom.
Oh, no! What time is it? I must have been in a Facebook Coma. The last thing I remember was signing on...
by brifrye June 3, 2010
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Fart Coma

The resulting gas bomb from Guacamole and Jager Bombs, or perhaps Brocoli. Requires multiple people to form a circle around someone (preferably a new-born baby) and back into it and blast it with gas bomb farts until the baby develops blindness and/or deafness.
"Here's a coupon for 1 free fart coma. I get my buddies over, we do about 20 jager bombs a piece, a lot of guac is involved. Then we back up into it and we just hit the baby with farts until it can’t see or hear.”
by Grundlenuts September 4, 2012
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The Commander

When the sexiest girl in the holiday group (harriet) rides you like theres no tomorrow.
'hey dude, i went napa and got the commander off harriet pope!'
'wow dude! you're so lucky thats my dream!!'
by haribobo January 31, 2012
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