The inevitable and unavoidable nap that occurs about 45 minutes after gorging one's self on a Thanksgiving Day turkey feast and 15 minutes into a traditional, holiday football game. The cause of this an amino acid called L-Tryptophan which turkey meat has in abundance.
Where's Daddy? I haven't seen him since Thanksgiving dinner.
He inhaled two full plates of roast turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, corn and yams smothered in gravy then sat down by the fireplace to watch the Packers-Lions. The poor bastard fought like hell, but could only make it to the 2nd quarter before succumbing to a full-blown turkey coma.
He inhaled two full plates of roast turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, corn and yams smothered in gravy then sat down by the fireplace to watch the Packers-Lions. The poor bastard fought like hell, but could only make it to the 2nd quarter before succumbing to a full-blown turkey coma.
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So far, the game has two main modes of play: Trying to destroy the other person's brain or surviving as many swarms or enemies as possible while protecting your brain.
The game has a thriving modding community at www.datarealms.com and can also be downloaded for free at that site.
So far, the game has two main modes of play: Trying to destroy the other person's brain or surviving as many swarms or enemies as possible while protecting your brain.
The game has a thriving modding community at www.datarealms.com and can also be downloaded for free at that site.
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ca-mack-u-lize
verb
To over explain a situation without cause or merit, while rationalizing the reasoning behind the said explanation.
Derivatives
cammackulized {ca-mack-u-lized}
verb
cammackulization {ca-mack-u-lization}
noun
cammackulizing {ca-mack-u-lizing}
verb
Origin
Germania 5th century BC.
Derived from the Barbarian Name Cammack.
verb
To over explain a situation without cause or merit, while rationalizing the reasoning behind the said explanation.
Derivatives
cammackulized {ca-mack-u-lized}
verb
cammackulization {ca-mack-u-lization}
noun
cammackulizing {ca-mack-u-lizing}
verb
Origin
Germania 5th century BC.
Derived from the Barbarian Name Cammack.
The individual cammackulized his way out of the tight situation.
I will cammackulize his accusation to avoid blame
A good reason for hacking apart a garden hose can only be thought of through cammackulization.
One can cammackulize a reason to introduce refuse beneath a large bush to facilitate the production of life supporting nutrients for the surrounding vegetation.
I will cammackulize his accusation to avoid blame
A good reason for hacking apart a garden hose can only be thought of through cammackulization.
One can cammackulize a reason to introduce refuse beneath a large bush to facilitate the production of life supporting nutrients for the surrounding vegetation.
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Oh, no! What time is it? I must have been in a Facebook Coma. The last thing I remember was signing on...
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"Here's a coupon for 1 free fart coma. I get my buddies over, we do about 20 jager bombs a piece, a lot of guac is involved. Then we back up into it and we just hit the baby with farts until it can’t see or hear.”
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