pat collins

1) a non-irish red head
2) a fragile one
3) soon to be the 80 year old virgin
4) thinks he is black
5) has orange/red peubs
6) is most likely a homosexual

i'm going to send exotic strippers over to pat collins house.
OR
pat collins, YOUR WHITE!!!!!

by Pat's sexy prostitute December 24, 2008

collin

A sweet , great heated, shy guy but underneath is open minded. He lets every little thought get to him about if he likes this girl or if he should be dating this girl. Also has a passion for old school music and interments. Hes kinda and always sweet. If you have a Collin keep a hold of him you may not get another!!!

girl: Oh Collin seems so shy.
her best friend : yeah but hes so sweet we use to go out.

by im a pimp July 1, 2014

colon confetti

Feces, poop, shit, diarrhea etc.

Mike: *Exits Bathroom* You might want to wait a few minutes before going in there. I just made colon confetti.
Joe: Thanks for the warning!

by Diegaa June 19, 2008

Colon Contraction

When you have a large dump coming on, and the stomach pains come in and out. The intervals in time get closer and closer until you can't stand it anymore and you must drop a load.

I thought I was going to shit my pants, but it must have just been a colon contraction. Regardless, I should probably find a bathroom soon, before another one comes on.

by BT 2 September 1, 2009

Collenemy

A colleague who is also an enemy. A collenemy may act friendly and professional toward you but will do sneaky things at work to make them look better than you in the interests of promotions etc. Opposite of a frolleague

I was hungover this morning but to make things worse Shannon, my collenemy, told the boss I rocked up to work late again.

by Felicia d'Souza September 15, 2009

Colon Tickle

Verb- The action of inserting the penis into the anus for the first time, invoking mostly pain, horror and complete shock. Possibly followed by pleasure. Possibly not.

Other definitions include...

"Maiden Voyage on the Chocolate Train to Khe Sanh"

"Just the tip, for boys"

"Backdoor Pony Express"

"Hey, did you hear that Vin Diesel wanted to Colon Tickle Clay Aiken?"
"No way! He doesn't seem like his type at all!"

by Boooose February 26, 2010

Collin sentence

A spoken sentence that ends grammatically incorrectly with "yeah."

Person #1: It was fun and yeah.
Person #2: Lulz that was totally a collin sentence!
Person #1: Oh woah it was.

by Bromance357 November 28, 2011