cockshitballs

exclamation used when one is disappointed, taken aback, or confused.

"You have to do the laundry"
"cockshitballs"

"I'm going to cut off your big toe"
"cockshitballs!"

by nele August 31, 2007

Cocks4Tits

When a Girl has Nipples so HUGE they look like tiny cocks. Thus the name Cocks4Tits

Bob "what the fuck happened to your eye?"

Jim "Jackie poked me with her gynormous nipples, man I swear they are like little cocks"

Bob "so she has cocks4tits?"

Jim "EXACTLY"

by Robert Giorgi February 9, 2008

pygmies cocks

used to denote unusally long and thick nipples

Man Mike was hot last night, when robbie gave him one up the arse he got so aroused his nipples were like pygmies cocks.

You could hang a donkey jacket off his nipples they were like pygmies cocks

by Robbie Parish July 13, 2006

Cockeysville

As the only possible example to a mix between rich and poor, urban and roral, cockeysville is the very epitamy of peacefull war... where private school meets public... where where loyalty to a crappy school is the only thing that interferes with friendship. Cockeysville is what many confused people call home... and there is no wonder to that. America may be the mixing pot of the world... but cockeysville is the mixing pot of America.

complaints from rich pretending to be poor, and gloats from poor pretending to be rich engulf the area. Those who wear button up t-shirts are simply wrong to the world... only lacoste polos will due here. a "timeless tradition" of beating towson at lacrosse brings pride to the town of the state champs for 4 years in a row!!!! yet a steady decline of morals and school pride allow for the appearance of what seems to be crappy philly lifestyle haunt the now college students in other states. What happened to our homeland that was once honorable and full of pride? What was the event that lead to PA and VA somehow having better standards of living... how embarrassing. could it have had something to due with alcohol?

by SEF April 24, 2005

cocknys

People from the east end of London, where there are chavs and g's that are known for their cockney slang. They are called cockneys. The east side has pretty much a separate language, completely different to any other place and so these people are commonly called cocknys rather than Londeners
This word is better spelt coqnys / coqnies to seem less rude

1 'Bruh his a scouser right ? You said he was from Liverpool ?
2 'No he lives in livapool now but his home town is london, i guess his one of us cocknys

by FamalamFamzee January 1, 2015

cockshow

A verbal altercation, usually between wannabe alpha-males, as each one tries to out-do the other in terms of being more cool/trendy/tough/hard/fly et cetera. The attitude is typically in your face; fortunately, each male is usually surrounded by enough of his friends who can hold him back for the sake of the other guy should things threaten to get physical. In fact, he may have to ask them to do so, purely for the other guy's safety, of course.

In effect, what each is trying to convey is "my penis is bigger than yours" while hoping they will not be called on it. It would probably be easier for each involved guy to drop his pants before the argument starts and just give the victory to the most well-endowed of them.

In most cases nothing comes of it at all, and each male retires to his circle of friends claiming to have won.

Guy #1: I'll hit you so hard you'll have to walk three blocks to find your face!
Guy #2: Please! I'll hit you so hard your family will die.
Guy #1: Yeah? You and whose army?
Guy #2: You're lucky these guys are holding me back!
Random bystander: This is a complete cockshow - nothing's going to happen. Let's go somewhere else.

by Jennan the Mad October 27, 2005

cocksicle

A derogatory term for someone suspected of engaging in necrophilia. Derived from the belief that their genitalia would be cold from invading the frigid, stiff corpse of their victim.

Don't be such a cocksicle, twatface.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003