stage coached

When a female sits on ones penis while he is driving

Dude we were driving down I-40and she stage coached me, it was awesome.

by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015

head coach

i) A yes man
ii) A patsy

iii) A puppet
vulgar

iv) a stepmom giving advice to her step daughter.

Oh, I see that lovely portly retail magnate Michael Ashley has installed Steve Bruce as head coach

vulgar

Hi mom my boyfriend is coming round tonight and I don’t know what to do. Will you be my head coach?

by Marjorie Osborne July 17, 2019

dizzy coach

Type of nightmare where one is paralysed and unable to move. In its most horrifying form, one is incarcerated on one's back inside a long pipe; light (usually coloured, e.g. cyan, yellow or magenta) may be seen in the distance at one end of the pipe, but the pipe itself is black.

Dizzy coach nightmares are usually accompanied by an echoing low-pitched mechanical droning sound, similar to a recording of a cement mixer subjected to excessive reverb.

I had a terrifying dizzy coach nightmare last night.

by Rick Mills September 8, 2004

Coach mario

A cheerleading coach who thinks he's hilarious

That's a coach Mario joke

by Morganr19 September 21, 2016

Coach Frank

the best skating teacher around in Port idk how to say it. He makes you grind rails, Pop ollies, Skate around and session and EVEN PUMP

man i met a cool Coach Frank down at skate.school

by midasxd July 24, 2021

coach stockton

Sensei that will chop throats if has been wronged by his students.

coach Stockton: get to work boy before you get throat chopped.
student: yes , coach stockton

by eagles15 June 14, 2016

coach jordani

the big black

babe: hey, who's the big black brolic coach over there?

chad: huh? that's my coach jordani

by 8======================D ----_ September 14, 2020