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clements

When you are having sex and your penis becomes limp, but instead of pulling out and attempting another erection, you continue to try to ram the penis in.
*Thinks to self* Man, this is a good lay! I'm not stopping now, I'll just pull a clements."
by Biggin July 25, 2008
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roger clements

After you cum in a girl's mouth she spits it into your hand. You then assume a major league pitcher position and throw it fastball style into her face.
Dude, last night after my girlfriend gave me a blowjob I threw a 90 m.p.h Roger Clements at her.
by Chaffee March 23, 2008
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cement head

a condition felt upon arising (from being horizontal to vertical) in which your head feels like it is full of cement

caused by gastro-esphogial-reflux-disorder (GERD)-when the mist of refluxed stomach acids reach the sinus cavity thereby generating an excess of mucus to expel the foreign substance
Suzanne was tired of waking up every morning with cement head. She went to her doctor to learn why and he said that the condition is a result of GERD. He gave her a scrip for Nexium and the cement head went away.
by WordPak Revisited January 1, 2012
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Rubber Cement

An art tool more often used for getting high then actually glueing things. Also synonymous with brain cancer
How is your collage coming on?

Eh?

Dude, stop smelling the Rubber Cement
by Astram22 November 1, 2011
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roger clemens

The best pitcher in the history of Major League Baseball. A six-time Cy Young award winner for best pitcher in the American league. Also a mercenary who never really cared about the success of his teams; he only cared about winning a World Series for himself.
Roger Clemens is a great pitcher, but I hate him.
by RexGibson March 8, 2004
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clemente

To unknowingly cause harm or malfunction to an electronic device.
Damn bro, he really clemente'd that raid! That shit will never work again!
by forkineye July 28, 2011
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