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clapdown

When something is so shite its un-bearable

often slang used by african people
I was in my friends clapdown car
by LFCDANLFC January 16, 2008
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Corn clad cowpatties

Shit, turds, droppings, particularly after one has eaten corn. Usually left floating in the bowl as a surprise for the next visitor.
That stall was disgusting. Some asshole left the toilet full of corn clad cowpatties!
by anonymous non-flusher October 21, 2008
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Jean-Claude Van Damn

Interjection
Something becomes Jean-Claude Van Damn-like when it is both kick-ass and extremely outdated.
Eduardo: Remember Last Action Hero and Over The Top? Jean-Claude Van Damn!
by trueconnerite98 April 12, 2013
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clard

a pimple or zit usually located on the face and/or back
randy: Steve is that a clard on your face?
Steve: why yes it is
by jewfrow August 29, 2009
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Jean Claude Van Damme

A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.

Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.

I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.
Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?

Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.

Person1: He didn't make any promises.

Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!
by Jaspa J October 1, 2012
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Clamdin

Man I Could Really Go For Some Clamdin? Me Too Man, I Love Eating A Shaved Catchers Mit!
by dr00g nuk3m October 27, 2009
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Claude

A devoted and loyal manservant with an amazing personality and smokin' bod.
He currently works for Yasmine, but sees himself as a free soul.
Everywhere he goes he leaves a smile and a faint whiff of Calvin Klein.
God damn, Claude is lookin' fine today!
by OzTheW1zard December 12, 2019
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