Carson

Usually tall with brown f-boy hair and blue eyes. He makes girls fall for him but they can never let go because he’s ‘perfect’. His personality is distinctive and he’s usually really funny. He makes most people laugh. He plays baseball but isn’t good at most sports. Once you fall for him, you can never let go.

Carson, stop throwing gum wrappers on the bus floors.

by Anonymous12212 June 29, 2018

Carson

Carson is the single greatest person you will ever meet in your life. She's pretty, smart, funny, happiest person to be around. When she walks into the room you can't help but smile. She makes your day even without saying anything. She helps you through the toughest of time, she will always be there for you. Don't let her down or you'll surely regret it.

Carson the greatest friend someone can have

by Jackm816 February 20, 2019

CArSoN

Big gay

dang Carson is gay

by Black dad gone April 8, 2019

Carson

The term "Carson" is used to describe a human who has a Simp/Virgin exterior but contains a Chad interior.

"Yo bro, did you see that ugly mf turn down Jessica, she's so hot why did he do that"
"He's such a Carson"

by papi chulevi March 9, 2020

CARSON-PHOBIC

A gay tranny, named Carson.

Ew he's gay and trans! what's his name? Carson. Ew I'm Carson-Phobic.

by Fagthatbrags February 12, 2022

Clarkson

An absolute idiot of a kid.

Annoying motherfucker, always whines like a bitch.

What the fuck are you doing, you fucking CLARKSON cunt.

Fuck me your a Clarkson, my fucking brother is retarded

by DADDYLEGS90 February 14, 2022

Kelly Clarkson

Apparently something good to yell when you're getting your chest hair waxed, as Steve Carell demonstrated when he played Andy Stitzer in The 40 Year Old Virgin.

Waxer: (rips Steve's chest hair out ferociously)

Andy: YOWWWWW!! KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!

by BabyFireflyyy June 17, 2009