clam smacking 

lesbian sex; the act of two vaginas bumping against one another during sexual intercourse, usually accompanied by the splattering of a white, creamy fishy fluid. (See: bumpin uglies).

By the looks of the stains on the carpet, someone had spilt a dish of creamy alfredo seafood-but it was just the juices from your mom and her girlfriend clam smacking in the living room.

clam smacking by lunchemz May 19, 2005

Clam Dunk 

The female version of the "Tea Bag"

I'm so tired of people always tea bagging me on halo. I'm going to clam dunk their asses!

Clam Dunk by missivy June 30, 2009

clam dipping 

The female equivalent to tea bagging. A woman would be clam dipping the snow if it were really soft and she started postholing up to her waist.

What's that on your cheek dude, has your girlfriend been clam dipping you?

clam dipping by tmfm October 13, 2008

Clam Candle 

Your penis.

Man she really wanted my clam candle.

Clam Candle by perpetualpunk June 26, 2009

clam jam 

to keep a woman from getting laid, the female version of a cock block

Tina thought she had this guy at a party, but her friend completely clam jammed her by mentioning she was pregnant in front of him.

clam jam by Billheimer December 18, 2008

clam diver 

n. a derogatory synonymn for lesbian

She's a total clam diver, man. She loves to chow pussy.

clam diver by Big Dog March 28, 2003

Clam Pants 

You know them. Those skin tight pants, usually of the spandex variety, that girls wear to show off the clam

dude1: "Man im kinda feeling down"
dude2: "Lets walk around the UMass campus and scope all the mummies wearing clam pants, then you'll feel better"
dude1: "Wow, I can see that girl's entire ass in those clam pants!"

Clam Pants by MDMA- January 10, 2009