chronic crush 

A feeling that you get when your feelings for another person you like or love keeps coming back, especially when you're in a relationship with another person and still get the feeling of that one 'crush' in your heart

Even though she broke up with Max, Max still thought about her at different time intervals even after he got a girlfriend. He surely has a chronic crush for her.

chronic crush by rifleofdoom June 7, 2009

chronic cough 

A consistently recurring cough that appears only when a person smokes the chronic, or high-quality cannabis. The chronic cough sounds terrible, but is commonplace for the smoker.

Smoker 1: "Excuse me while I light my spliff."
Smoker 2: "Can I get in on that rotation?"
Smoker 1: "Sure, have a seat and and take a toke"
Smoker 2: (Smokes, coughs loudly and noticeably)
Smoker 1: "Are you OK? You sound like you're going to cough up a lung."
Smoker 2: (between coughs) "Oh yeah man, I've had the chronic cough for years."

chronic cough by mileshigh June 8, 2009

chronic candy 

candy that tastes like marijuana, they make suckers and energy drinks. there slogan is every like is like a hit.

daddy i want some chronic candy

chronic candy by goooooogle July 9, 2006

Chronic traveler 

- An almost frantic compulsion to travel the world, exploring the most depressed, off-the-beaten-track destinations in an attempt to broaden horizons, gain a deeper understanding of those less fortunate, and generally feel better about yourself, and your egalitarian worldliness.

- Seeking out various backwater and Third World locales in which to spend your valued vacation time, as a way to slum, learn and feed your self important elitism.

- A vacationer more apt to sleep on a dirt floor in Senegal than a bed at the Hotel Le Meurice.

- See also cultural slumming, safariist, and being on safari.

Sally Backpacker, an obsessed chronic traveler, planned out this summer's itinerary, making sure to hit Bhutan, Equatorial Guinea and Malawi, with a return trip through Bangladesh.

Chronic traveler by GreatRedShark July 11, 2009

Chronic Asian Disorder (CAD)

Commonly abbreviated CAD, Chronic Asian Disorder is used to classify those who engage in standard and/or heightened asian activity. These activities can include (but are not limited to): over-succeeding in academia, exhibiting musical prowess, toting about a gauche lunchbox, possessing poor vision resulting in the need for artificial optical corrections, and commonly seek incongruous relations in the opposite sex.

WooTong, who suffers from Chronic Asian Disorder (CAD), shamed his family with his 95% on the higher lever AP cognitive abstract/impractical mathematics course VII. His excuse was the disuniting split-complimentary between his lunchbox and his glasses.

Chronic Asian Disorder (CAD) by skankhoprostitute February 12, 2010

Chronic McFiddleberry 

a person who sits in a bath tub naked with no water and tech-decks with mini skateboards and does various grinds and/or slides on his own wing-wang (the dangler, wiener, ballsncock, brad pitt)

"dude, i totally caught james being a chronic mcfiddleberry last night!"

Chronic McFiddleberry by wanna touch my fag?!! Wiener! June 28, 2008

chronic masterbation syndrome 

when you masterbate non stop for day and days on end. you start to lose satisfaction and try to get other people to masterbate for you.

Ian i cant stop masterbating i think i might have chronic masterbation syndrome

chronic masterbation syndrome by DementedWarrior September 8, 2011