california choad

1. A dude from cali who thinks he's better than the rest of us, tries to show off, but is just a massive dickhead. More dick than he is human.
2. When someone gets a perm for their pubes

Duuuude, do you know Bret? He's such a california choad.

I was gonna hook up with this guy last night, but I rejected him and his california choad.
I wasn't planning on hooking up with this guy last night, but then he showed me his california choad.

by cash_money$$$ September 3, 2021

choad

a short fat cock
a neek

hey daniel mcchoad
dan m is a choad
dan m has a choad
dan m has a short fat cock aka choad

by naked old man September 25, 2006

Chowdy Gowdy

Rough, Dirty, Sick, Diseased, Nasty, Ill, Infected, Destroyed, Dangerous, or an otherwise sketchy or difficult situation which requires great skill to avoid injury. A person that appears to have a sexually transmitted diseaes. The genitals when infected by a sexually transmitted disease.

I feel chowdy gowdy.
You look chowdy gowdy.
I wouldnt go there, that place is chowdy gowdy.
I am scared to take this chowdy gowdy line down the chute.
I think Sasha is hot but her friend is chowdy gowdy.
I wouldn't stick my dick in her chowdy gowdy.

by PANCREATICJUICES May 19, 2006

Choadette

A female that is as tall as wide.

The 2 CHOADETTES were fighting over a skinny white boy on the Jerry Springer Show the other day.

by LovingSkull November 3, 2005

choad

a dick wider then its length

i do not like people who have a choad

by jimmy stevan October 24, 2016

choad

A dick that is wider than it is long, which looks something like this:
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By the way, Turner has a choad.

At a locker:
guy 1= Omfg!!! You have a f*ckin choad!!
guy 2= Sob*

by Al the ass kicka May 30, 2006

choad

a penis thicker that it is long, sometimes resembling a small pepperoni pizza

my choad is thicker than a pie, but thinner than a penny

by dafadfasdf May 22, 2003