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Ben Cheney 

When your getting fucking in the ass and put your head toward your knees and rub the dudes balls as he fucks you.
My Boy Friend go super kinky and gave me a Ben Cheney last Night.

dick cheney 

an uncelebrated act of conservative BDSM. Often involving cock rings w/ chains, water boarding, electrocution, choking, and humiliation techniques to achieve its goal. In extreme public examples, puppeteering techniques are employed.

battery powered pumps are requisite to achieve the full effect.
those poor bstrds at gitmo got to experience the dick cheney first hand 0_o
dick cheney by lewis419wu July 16, 2010

Dick Cheney 

Awesome bionic VP with a high tech pacemaker in his chest that has the built-in capability to brew his own high quality coffee.

Currently residing in a cave in Afghanistan in his personal pursuit of Osama Bin Laden.
As of this moment Dick Cheney is in a cave somewhere in Afghanistan brewing up some of his own delicious coffee.
Dick Cheney by Danny Glover October 4, 2005

Choking Cheney 

1.Term used for mentally visualizing harming someone as retaliation for an insult or attack.2.Psychologically choking Dick Cheney to release hatred and vitriol.
Pissed off and having nothing to punch I settled for Choking Cheney.
Choking Cheney by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009

Lipstick on a Cheney 

A way to refer to McCain VP pick Sarah Palin.
You can put lipstick on a Cheney, but if you elect McCain, you'll still have a drill-happy, war-mongering, nutcase as your Vice President.
Lipstick on a Cheney by jonnypeace October 29, 2008

The Dick Cheney

When you pull out and bust a fat nut in a chick's face and then force her to apologize for getting in your way.
The Dick Cheney:

Girl: "Oh my God, you shot a hot load all over my face. Jesus..."
Guy: "Hey bitch, fuck you. Apologize for getting in the way of that badass statue on my table."
The Dick Cheney by TerrySchiavo August 26, 2009