Carrot River
Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.
Carrot River by Bigjib February 6, 2020
carrotshank
Homeboy 1: Yo nigga, you hear what happened to Jizzy?
Homeboy 2: No, what happened?
HB 1: He was hanging around the prison garden and some latino motherfucker came up and carrotshanked the nigga.
HB 2: shit, man. Thats cold.
Homeboy 2: No, what happened?
HB 1: He was hanging around the prison garden and some latino motherfucker came up and carrotshanked the nigga.
HB 2: shit, man. Thats cold.
carrotshank by theclownspocket January 30, 2008
Carrot Milk
A milk beverage made by Liv Hatley. Made by mixing fresh carrot in a glass of milk. Used to give energy to people before going running. Can also be made with many other vegetables. Was first made on December 22, 2011. This is delicious to drink before exercise or after them as well. If you want a drink that is smooth as silk try Liv Hatley's famous Carrot Milk.
Liv: Hey sweetie, do you feel like going running? I already stretched and did my warm ups. And I got a treat for you when you're done.
Ben: What is it? Its not carrot cake again?
Liv: No, even better! Its Carrot Milk! You just take a glass of milk and mix fresh carrots with it.
Ben: (takes off running) Oh sweet! This is going to be good.
Liv: It sure will! One of the best energy shakes you ever drank. And I know what I'm talking about. I've been coaching you for years. You are going to love this!
Ben: (jogs back to her) Whew! That was a workout-and-a-half. I need something creamy.
Liv: Here, drink this Carrot Milk. That's delicious! I'll try it out on the grandkids, too. They might love it.
Ben: (starts doing Hatley Squats) Wow! This stuff is silky. Carrot Milk rules!
Ben: What is it? Its not carrot cake again?
Liv: No, even better! Its Carrot Milk! You just take a glass of milk and mix fresh carrots with it.
Ben: (takes off running) Oh sweet! This is going to be good.
Liv: It sure will! One of the best energy shakes you ever drank. And I know what I'm talking about. I've been coaching you for years. You are going to love this!
Ben: (jogs back to her) Whew! That was a workout-and-a-half. I need something creamy.
Liv: Here, drink this Carrot Milk. That's delicious! I'll try it out on the grandkids, too. They might love it.
Ben: (starts doing Hatley Squats) Wow! This stuff is silky. Carrot Milk rules!
Carrot Milk by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011
Carrot Fingers
A condition (also known as justinitus),diagnosed by fingers which are largest at the base, or first knuckle, and gradually become smaller in diameter throughout thier length. The end of the finger, including the fingernail, will taper to an unnaturally sharp point, thus making the fingers take on an a shape that would ressemble carrots.
A hand which has had fingers replaced with healthy, well formed carrots would look indentical to a victim of jusinitus or Carrot Fingers.
Carrot Fingers by van Ryswyk theorum December 31, 2011
Carrotmob
A social-media driven reverse boycott in which people reward socially responsible businesses with their patronage in a one-day spending blitz.
Carrot Face
That Carrot Face was extremely mad last night,
Carrot Face wasn't very good at Counter Strike, so he got carried.
Carrot Face wasn't very good at Counter Strike, so he got carried.
Carrot Face by tchazinator September 6, 2015
Carrot fetish
Carrot fetish by PigeonTurtle November 1, 2016