Skip to main content

Carrot

A woman of exquisite beauty; she is extremely pleasing to look upon; like a carrot, she is good for the eyes.
"Yo, that girl is Carrot. I could gaze at that beauty all day."
by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018
mugGet the Carrot mug.

Carrots

A strong vegetable farmed in willy wonka's factory. He gets them from a select few of very strong Oompa Loompas that have dicks shaped like miniature chimichangas that are orange. They cut off their Peni and dry them out and give them to willy wonka. Then in four to six weeks they regenerate a new penis and the cycle starts again. Willy wonka then sends assloads of these Peni to Mexico where they are vastly distributed as carrots. Now you know the full truth about carrots. Also, ranch dressing is Oompa Loompa cum, and lettuce is their pubes. Carrot juice is shredded Oompa Loompa penis and carrot candies from china are mashed, melted, and refrozen Oompa Loompa peni.
Oh man! I accidentally ate a still-wet Oompa Loompa dick! It is really soggy! Carrots are lesbian food!
by Azsskater2 April 29, 2014
mugGet the Carrots mug.
Related Words

carrot muffin

(n) The unshaven pussy of a ginger haired person.
"Eugh, that skank's got a carrot muffin!"
by Shannon475 December 16, 2006
mugGet the carrot muffin mug.

carrot

The best cure for a deep rectal itch.
-My ass itches.
--Got some carrots in the fridge.
by MightyMcGloin May 16, 2010
mugGet the carrot mug.

molly carroll

A fun, outgoing, random person. Generally found in coastal areas of the world. Loves a good laugh. Often people will call them interesting, trying to avoid the randomness.
That molly carroll girl, made me laugh so hard the other day i pissed my pants.
by molly carroll June 24, 2008
mugGet the molly carroll mug.

Bishop Carroll

(1) An independent learning school located in Calgary, Alberta.

(2) To slack and/or be a slacker. To chronically procrastinate things to the last possible moment.
(1) That kid goes to Bishop Carroll.

(2) Let's not Bishop Carroll this one, alright?
by Grey Jay October 10, 2009
mugGet the Bishop Carroll mug.

nil bastardum carborundum

Literally: Don't let the bastards get you down. ie Keep up your struggle against unfair treatment. ("Bastards" in the sense of people who treat you unfairly).
"Are you struggling to obtain your legal rights? Nil Bastardum Carborundum." meaning, literally "don't let the bastards get you down" or "don't give up in your struggle against unfair treatment."

It is a phrase of made-up words designed to sound like a traditional Latin (the language of ancient Rome) motto as used by many schools, universities and similar organizations, also by wealthy high status families or anyone who aspires to such a condition. This type of made-up pseudo- (ie fake) latin is sometimes called cod latinor "pig latin" Compare with J.K. Rowling's motto for Hogwarts school Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus The wrong use of the latin-sounding words is intentionally ironic and carries an implication of a lower class or self- educated person sticking it to "the man", who presumably could afford a classical education.
by T. Regina March 25, 2011
mugGet the nil bastardum carborundum mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email