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hand canon

(n.) A large handgun. See canon.
That dirty harry style hand canon sure must be heavy!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
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Canonically

A word to describe how two people are shipped.
Korra and Asami are canonically bisexual
by canonically October 31, 2017
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canon crashing

Fanfiction term for when a Mary Sue or Gary Stu or self-insert not only enters a story and becomes Ms/Mr. Wonderful, but the entire story centers around said Mary Sue or Gary Stu bashing or insulting the canon characters to accomplish its own superiority.

Derived from the terms "party crashing" and "gate crashing," in their meanings of unwanted access to an event by someone who should not be present.
The following passage from a fanfiction that shall be nameless illustrates canon crashing.

Wolfwood looked at her. “Absolutely not! Vash and I are going after a man who just blew up the Second Moon!”

“Which is why,” a deep baritone voice thundered as a huge hand reached down and easily lifted the heavy cross up, “this should be left to us professionals!”

Wolfwood turned about to see Harrisburg holding his Punisher up with one hand. It popped open and deployed its machine gun.

“My, you’re a big one,” he said with a wide grin on his face and sweat rolling off his brow.

Harrisburg grunted. “Nice box gun you have here mister… Let’s go.”
by annoyed reader December 9, 2008
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canon event

Person 1: WAIT DAD NO
Spiderman 2099: bro its a canon event
by KaiserNotReally July 23, 2023
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Dairy Cannons

A particularly short girl, with extremely large tits.
Damn, look at dat cutie's dairy cannons!
by krakajaka December 6, 2012
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Canon Gl2

known as the greatest handycam in the world. this camera is hardcore. i mean sickk. not an xl2 but for the convenience it sure does give it a run for its money
holy crap that canon gl2 make my winky tingle
by texas93 January 26, 2009
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Canon

He is the most sweetest person you will ever meet. Always knows how to treat a lady. If a canon is in love, he will never let go of that person. Canons usually are pretty shy but if you get to know him he will be kind of cringe. But it’s the cute kind that will make you want to kiss him.
Canon is so sweet.
by Idkmannnn23 December 29, 2020
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