Caffinated

Hyper, At full speed

Adj: He was crazy cafinated with that rhyme! similar to crunk

by Mike March 12, 2004

caffeind

A group of fly (possibly drug dealing) mofos who upload trippy video artworks to YouTube in the hopes to hypnotize the youth of Australia to do there dirty work.

Hey Steve did you see the new video artwork the caffeind boys put up?
Yeah man it was so ill, i also now have the urge to buy Sebastian a jet skit which is weird.

by Jay Dark a.k.a Yoseph November 30, 2013

caffelle

a fat tub of lard that cant get a girl because he smells like dump!

Wow i wish i wasnt a caffelle!

by Shady slimmy July 29, 2008

caffeinated bowels

Pretty much diarrhea. Your bowels seem caffeinated and hyper.

Guy 1: "I have caffeinated bowels. They won't stop moving."
Guy 2: "Damn, you have diarrhea? That shit sucks."

by freakylouise December 23, 2010

caffeination failure

When copious amounts of caffeinated beverages have failed to keep you sufficiently awake and alert. Oftentimes occurring in mid-afternoon and during important meetings. Sometimes can also occur late at night when operating a motor vehicle.

After falling asleep in the middle of the board meeting, Ed realized he had experienced caffeination failure when his head slammed into the conference room table.

by miss gradenko June 22, 2011

caffeine rage

Liking every post on Facebook out of purely moral intentions but irritating everyone on your friends list.

He had 2 shots of expresso, and double brewed coffee this morning before work. He is on a caffeine rage!

Studying for finals and realizing you only had 2 hours of sleep. This calls for caffeine rage.

They stopped caffeine rage because it's bad for their health.

by shots of expresso April 16, 2013

internet caffeine

Something that can be lame, weird, bizarre, strange or funny that happens on the Internet. Similar to RL caffeine, yet somehow not as tasty.

A: Did you hear about J?
J: She busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
A: OMG how did you know?!
J: I'm J.
A: x_x
J: Well, that's internet caffeine.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 29, 2011