Butchin'

To act bitchin' when one is a lesbian that wears the pants.

She's so butchin'. You know she wears the pants in that family.

by Bob 35 December 16, 2011

word botching

Sitting at your desk, achieving little, instead of bird watching

I'm getting fucking nowhere with this manuscript...let's go bird watching instead of this pathetic waste of time, word botching.

by Astacus May 4, 2015

Turd buttering

The act of a woman searching weird shit in urban dictionary

Dude, that chick was totally just turd buttering

by BreadBreadington September 13, 2017

Buttering both sides of the bread

To go much harder than is necessary. Worthless overachievment.

"Aww man, I studied for three hours and the test turned out to be easy! I really buttered both sides of the bread on this one."

"Dude last night I took ten viagra before fucking my girlfriend!"
"Woah man, why you always gotta be buttering both sides of the bread?"

by John Handcock1234 December 12, 2012

Buttcoin

When you have coins lying all over your bed and you lie on it naked, then a coin touches your butt, it becomes a buttcoin.

Jimmy: Hey, Eric.
Eric: Baffling brittle bothersome bacterial buttcoin!

by Moeron August 10, 2019

soap box cyber bitching

An essentially highly advanced psychiatry of bitching that takes shape in a blog.

"Do you read her blog?"

"I prefer to look at tits when I'm on the internet not listen to some chick yap, it's all soap box cyber bitching about her life with an 'I'm-holier-than-thou attitude' no thanks."

by Hannah & Iago August 22, 2011

bitching out

After taking a hoot of weed the person coughs out the smoke on accidentally.

Rookie Stoner: "takes large hoot"
Stoner: "oh dude he's bitching out!"
Rookie Stoner: *coughs out smoke

by Jakkrabbit Eddie September 1, 2006