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Bigfoot

A Cryptozoology creature exclusive to the North American continent that is reported to be over nine feet tall and as tall as fifteen even with a five foot long tail and a "pouch" on the front of the creature where it warms and holds it's egg
Did you hear about that Bigfoot sighting in Pershing county?
by anonymous March 27, 2025
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Bigfootage

Low quality or clearly deceptive evidence supporting absurd or irrational claims.
Evidence for flat earth is just bigfootage.
by erm_akshually October 28, 2025
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to buffoon and cartoon yourself

(in Russian изображать: конкретно испоганить и испохабить образ и подобие по которому вас создал бог)

for a rational and pragmatic person, neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession, to make a buffone of one's self in public.
even if you may be a Jim Carey or Harry Houdini by profession, the phrase to buffoon and cartoon yourself isn't supposed to be part of your vocabulary, at least when you are in civilized society
by Sexydimma January 4, 2015
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baby bigfoot

yo i think rafiki needs to take a baby bigfoot
by Medz Klir Unox October 12, 2020
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unmitigated buffoonery

Any situation that could conceivably have arisen , where the sheer scale and levels of uttetrly abject stupidity could not have possibly been predicted or indeed legislated for .

This decision is so preposterously overflowing with unmitigated buffoonery that I may have to go and cut out my own brain .
Can you believe the previously unsurpassed level of unmitigated buffoonery that has led to a committee of horrifically incompetent clown shoes re-electing that fucking cretin back into that position ? No wonder fucking lions eat their young
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
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Horizontal Bigfoot

A Norwegian sex act where you get down on all fours and plug beard hairs.
That streamer let me stay in his spare room and gave me a Horizontal Bigfoot last week.
by Not Eethan February 6, 2024
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Slug the Bigfoot

A euphamism for a man with substantial pubic hairmasterbating.
"With that '70's dick fro you don't just masterbate you slug the bigfoot"
by The_D0ct0r August 23, 2011
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