opstagler

A man either dating or married to a woman that is way too hot for him and you can not figure out why.

How did Lyle Lovett ever get Julia Roberts? I don't know, but he is the ultimate opstagler.

by The_D0ct0r June 01, 2011

PolyBomber

Someone who takes multiple(3+) shits in one day!

Hey I think you must be over fibered, that is the 4th crap you've taken today you are becoming a PolyBomber!

He's the office PolyBomer, he shits a least once an hour!

by The_D0cT0r August 23, 2011

Slug the Bigfoot

A euphamism for a man with substantial pubic hairmasterbating.

"With that '70's dick fro you don't just masterbate you slug the bigfoot"

by The_D0ct0r August 23, 2011