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Billionaireitis

Billionaireitis - A condition that occurs when a person amasses such extreme wealth that it warps their worldview and transforms them into a dictatorial figure. Individuals afflicted with Billionaireitis believe that their immense riches entitle them to absolute authority and that the world owes them obedience and reverence. Symptoms often include: Inflated Ego, Entitlement Complex, Control Freakism, Philanthro-scrubbing, Reality distortion, Empathy busting,
Ever since he made his billions, he's been suffering from a severe case of Billionaireitis. Now, he thinks he can control everything and everyone around him.
That billionaire's latest power move is a classic symptom of Billionaireitis.
by MavrickSauls May 8, 2024
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billions must die

a wojak meme, featuring a guy with a shirt saying "billions must die", quoting about the west falling and how billions must die to sacrifice.

this meme has spread and the words have been changed to fit whatever situation it is describing.
"i spilled water on my shirt today. billions must dry"
"there are some harsh truths i don't want to face. billions must deny"
"i'm in a tough situation and i don't know if i'll succeed. billions must try"
"i want to color my hair platinum blonde. billions must dye"
things along those lines
it doesn't have to rhyme with "die" but is funnier when it does
new addition to the wojak doll collection
by eggplantparmeZHAN June 1, 2024
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Billionaires

So, should fuck-boys not exist or are you going to broaden the distribution of that too?
Hym "The parallel between billionaires and fuck-boys is there."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
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Billionare's Syndrome

Extreme hoarding of wealth combined with a form of narcissism that makes you think you can influence governments.
Includes not spending money on other people unless it comes with benefits for self.
Being completely out of touch with anyone else on earth because you have too much money to know what to do with.
The attempt to buy countries, people and leadership roles.

See: Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Gina Reinhart.
Person 1: "I heard Elon Musk has aspergers"

Person 2: "Nah man, people with aspergers know what a Nazi salute is, that fuckwit has Billionare's Syndrome."
by Yougottabekittenme January 26, 2025
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Billionare's Syndrome

Extreme hoarding of wealth combined with a form of narcissism that makes you think you can influence governments and people.
Includes not spending money on other people unless it comes with benefits for self.
Being completely out of touch with anyone else on earth because you have too much money to know what to do with.
The attempt to buy countries, votes, people and leadership roles.

See: Donald Trump, Elon Musk.
"I heard Elon Musk has aspergers and doesnt know better"

"Nah that fuckwit is too rich, he knows, he just has Billionare's Syndrome and thinks we can't figure it out"

See also,

"Trumps raised the price of prescription drugs"
"No surprise, Billionare's Syndrome - he only wants the rich to live."
by Yougottabekittenme January 26, 2025
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Billionaires are stealing from...

Hym "Billionaires are stealing from... ME and NOT YOU. If government policies that provide tax cuts are theft then the married and the parents are are ALSO stealing from everyone. They are stealing from everyone to support their own kids BUT THE BILLIONAIRES are outside of the grasp and now they want to steal MORE except from them in addition to everyone else. They are gluttons. And they wonder why they lost the election. You're walking up to the guy you're stealing from and telling him that we should steal the billionaire's money so YOU can have more of the money for you and your kids. And you know what happens when you get the billionaire's money? You get left holding the bag because 'you're an incel', they take all of the money and feed it to their kids (who inevitably just shit it out), and then they enslave you so that you can generate more money to steal for their kids in the form of child tax credits!"
by Hym Iam February 19, 2025
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