bricks for brains

someone who is very stupid, often used as a joke

cassie you have bricks for brains

by jessica H September 8, 2006

monkey brains

When you pull ur nut-sack out of ur pants/shorts while keeping ur dick in ur pants, thus makeing them look like a monkeys brain

"Hey billy, wanna see some monkey brains?" "sure why not"..........."EEEEWWWWWWW THATS UR BALLS!"

by Rob Echlin July 22, 2004

Shit for brains

A nickname one of my Drill Instructor gave me.

Sgt. McCallum: Shit for Brains, what's your 10th general order?

Me: Sir, I..I mean this Recruit does not remember, Sir!

Sgt. McCallum: WHY YOU STUPID FUCKING INDIVIDUAL, GET ON YOUR FACE AND GIVE ME 25!

Me: Aye Sir!

by Uhhhh March 10, 2005

lamb brains

The act of taking only your ball sack out of your pants, choking the balls tightly to the bottom of the sack tightly with your fist, and then standing nonchalantly next to a friend in an attempt to get him or her to look them unknowingly. When and if they do look, you must bleat loudly, mocking a sheep.

That lousy Ralphy got me to look at his lamb brains the other night… and it was while I was eating too.

by Ted N. Renner May 2, 2006

Bradistanian

It's a person from Bradford of the Asian Population

Easy my Bradistanian friend

by Lee November 26, 2004

Brainstem

A state, usually precipitated by drinking and drug use, that approaches catatonia. Although common symptoms are indistinguishable from those of a coma, certain individuals may inexplicably maintain random higher brain functions, such as speech, and sexual ardor. May also be used as an adjective or descriptor.

1. Oh man... stay away from Noodles. He's gone brainstem.

2. That stupid brainstem Billy just tried to grab my boobs!

by dayvudd February 12, 2008

brainstomping

when someone has been thoroughly destroyed.

Drew Roadruck was brainstomped by the principal on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 for dry-humping a small innocent child in the men's restroom....brainstomping

by mark twainge April 1, 2009