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The Bond STD

The Bond STD commonly known as TBS, is an extremely lethal STD that is obtained from sexual contact from James Bond. Women seen having intercourse with him are 80% likely to be killed before the film ends.
Bond: Well that was fun.
Woman:I hope I didn't get The Bond STD
2 hours later...
Bond: DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!!!
by Hawx918 December 9, 2008
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blounded

To go deaf from a loud noise, as if being "blinded" by sound.
The concert was so loud, I was blounded for an hour after.
by Jesse Punch November 29, 2006
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gold bond spaghetti

Sweat-saturated noodles of absorbent powder that collect beneath your balls.
It's so hot my gold bond spaghetti is melting.
by Dustin LaWynne May 28, 2009
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bondage

Derived from a term for slavery, Bondage has come to mean sexual slavery, particularly dealing with the simple practice of restraining one's parter to beds, posts, from ceilings, etc. Usually entails either rope (asian forms) or leather, chains, and other equipment specially designed for the purpose (western.)

Bondage considered a fetish, as enthusiasts generally prefer the thought or presence of a fully-clothed restrained partner to a fully nude and unrestrained partner.

Bondage is not to be confused with the more specific practices of B&D, the practice of restraining and then dominating, or humiliating a partner, or S&M, the practice of hurting one's partner in order to achieve sexual climax. Bondage enthusiasts generally prefer the more docile forms.
"Are you willing to try something? Can I tie you to the bed and try a little bondage play?"
by thehumanencyclopedia June 21, 2004
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bondage twink

Describes an attractive, young, smooth-bodied, semi-athletic, slender homosexual male (a twink) who enjoys the practice of sexual slavery (bondage).

Consistent with the stereotype of a twink as an individual not into intense BDSM, many bondage twinks may limit their bondage experiences to simply restraining a partner to a bed or post (perhaps a ceiling for the more adventurous) using handcuffs, leather, or rope. Belts are a common implement used by twinks in exploring their fondness for bondage as a fetish or for the more specific practices of B&D or S&M.
1) Oh my gosh, there he goes again with the belt and the fuzzy handcuffs. Mark is such a bondage twink!

2) I couldn't believe it when he started whipping me so hard... I'm only a bondage twink, not an S&M queen!
by mgeyer2006 February 1, 2006
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out of bounds

IN BRIEF: In violation, cruel, off limits, out of limits, out of line, not allowed, fucking up, improper, inappropriate, unwarranted, uncalled for. In a different context, it could mean out of town.
Going in my room while I'm gone is out of bounds.

Why you want to get at me after stabbing me in the back. That's out of bounds, I don't give a fuck what you say.

I'll be out of bounds til monday, so if you can get at me then.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 27, 2009
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Bondaleph

A Stupid, Ignorant, dumb, etc. person.
Dude you're such a bondaleph!
by Dmitriy Annenkov August 29, 2007
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