James Bonded

While commencing the act of James Bonding you roll of the bed and (accidentally) plant your knee into the woman's vagina, sometimes resulting in her throwing up on you.
Man last night I James bonded while we were James Bonding my girlfriend during sex and she puked all over me!
by dilly_daly January 08, 2015
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Baked Bonds

What really epic grill retarded gaymers say when high.
Me: Bonds
Me high: Baked Bonds
-that one grill gaymer
by 8td86fitfutd April 06, 2019
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Bond Villain

Perjorative used to describe a villain who is supposed to be very smart, but their actions are profoundly stupid. Actions such as explaining their plan to the hero before killing them. Or leaving the room before confirming that the hero is dead.
Person 1: "Damn, Professor Perilous is so dumb! Obviously Action Jack will get out of this and foil him."

Person 2: "I know right? He's such a Bond Villain."
by My Snake is Solid April 15, 2019
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bonded labour

A person becomes a bonded labourer when their labour is demanded as a means of repayment for a loan. It is the most widely used method of enslaving people around the world.
Bonded labourers are forced to work to repay debts their employer says they owe, and they are not allowed to work for anyone else.
by tarreznom December 01, 2014
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word is bond

Saying this means that what you are saying is absolutely correct, and you do not have to put up money to prove it, you just say it. The term originates from the financial markets where hirstorically traders woul tell each other "my word is bond", i.e. my word is good enough, you don't need it in writing
"Cause I'm frontin' in my ride, and my word is bond" -- LL Cool J
by ac January 31, 2004
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barry bonds

A piece of shit that deserves NO respect. Yeah, he hit his 756th home run tonight (8/7/07). But the man CHEATED. Many of San Francisco's idiot fans are too blinded by ignorance to accept it.
barry bonds hit his 756th* home run tonight.

*the motherfucker is a liar that is on steroids.
by Adrian August 08, 2007
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james bond

A Man with way more Std's than anyone should ever have to suffer.
Oh my god! I have Herpies and Crabs and the clap and syphilis and genital warts and AIDS and Hep 1, 2, AND 3 and a yeast infection and OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS THAT?!?!?! I AM TOTALLY JAMES BOND!!!!
by J-Dizz November 26, 2005
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