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calendar-bonded

To be calendar-bonded is to be close enough to feel comfortable sharing personal calendars with one another. This typically occurs in romantic relationships, biological families, best-friendships, and other interpersonal relationships wherein planning and logistics are important. In terms of romantic relationships, polyamorous people have a strong tendency to be calendar-bonded earlier in the relationship than monogamous people simply due to logistics.

(This term was coined by Telind Bench of the bay area in California, in conjunction with one of his romantic partners.)
"Hey, lover! Would you like to share Google Calendars?"
"Oh, uh...Sorry sweetie, I'm just not ready to be calendar-bonded yet. We can talk about it though. How important is it to you?"
by Blamtastical February 11, 2015
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Cole Bond

A short ass kid, but the coolest nigga at the same time. A small cocked furry who has a mega crush on Rashard. He ignores every fucking dm and would rather spend his days with his only friends which are discord bots. He doesn't have a phone so he texts on his iPad and yet still somehow fucking mis-clicks and calls people even though it's literally impossible to fuck up that bad.
Boy 1- Hey guys! have you seen that boy Cole Bond. He's always on VR Chat.

Boy 2- No he's not, he's on minecraft with his invisibility hacks
by FurryLover225 June 4, 2020
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white bonding

When you are the only two white people in a diverse group of people and they try to bond with you.
This white girl tried white bonding with me. No Bitch I’m not racist.
by 24Truth24 May 11, 2018
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word is bond

Saying this means that what you are saying is absolutely correct, and you do not have to put up money to prove it, you just say it. The term originates from the financial markets where hirstorically traders woul tell each other "my word is bond", i.e. my word is good enough, you don't need it in writing
"Cause I'm frontin' in my ride, and my word is bond" -- LL Cool J
by ac January 31, 2004
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barry bonds

A piece of shit that deserves NO respect. Yeah, he hit his 756th home run tonight (8/7/07). But the man CHEATED. Many of San Francisco's idiot fans are too blinded by ignorance to accept it.
barry bonds hit his 756th* home run tonight.

*the motherfucker is a liar that is on steroids.
by Adrian August 9, 2007
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james bond

A Man with way more Std's than anyone should ever have to suffer.
Oh my god! I have Herpies and Crabs and the clap and syphilis and genital warts and AIDS and Hep 1, 2, AND 3 and a yeast infection and OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS THAT?!?!?! I AM TOTALLY JAMES BOND!!!!
by J-Dizz December 28, 2005
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