white bonding

When you are the only two white people in a diverse group of people and they try to bond with you.

This white girl tried white bonding with me. No Bitch I’m not racist.

by 24Truth24 May 11, 2018

calendar-bonded

To be calendar-bonded is to be close enough to feel comfortable sharing personal calendars with one another. This typically occurs in romantic relationships, biological families, best-friendships, and other interpersonal relationships wherein planning and logistics are important. In terms of romantic relationships, polyamorous people have a strong tendency to be calendar-bonded earlier in the relationship than monogamous people simply due to logistics.

(This term was coined by Telind Bench of the bay area in California, in conjunction with one of his romantic partners.)

"Hey, lover! Would you like to share Google Calendars?"
"Oh, uh...Sorry sweetie, I'm just not ready to be calendar-bonded yet. We can talk about it though. How important is it to you?"

by Blamtastical February 11, 2015

Fregley Bond

Vape

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by Fregley Bond February 14, 2022

James Bonded

While commencing the act of James Bonding you roll of the bed and (accidentally) plant your knee into the woman's vagina, sometimes resulting in her throwing up on you.

Man last night I James bonded while we were James Bonding my girlfriend during sex and she puked all over me!

by dilly_daly January 7, 2015

word is bond

Saying this means that what you are saying is absolutely correct, and you do not have to put up money to prove it, you just say it. The term originates from the financial markets where hirstorically traders woul tell each other "my word is bond", i.e. my word is good enough, you don't need it in writing

"Cause I'm frontin' in my ride, and my word is bond" -- LL Cool J

by ac January 31, 2004

barry bonds

A piece of shit that deserves NO respect. Yeah, he hit his 756th home run tonight (8/7/07). But the man CHEATED. Many of San Francisco's idiot fans are too blinded by ignorance to accept it.

barry bonds hit his 756th* home run tonight.

*the motherfucker is a liar that is on steroids.

by Adrian August 9, 2007

james bond

A Man with way more Std's than anyone should ever have to suffer.

Oh my god! I have Herpies and Crabs and the clap and syphilis and genital warts and AIDS and Hep 1, 2, AND 3 and a yeast infection and OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS THAT?!?!?! I AM TOTALLY JAMES BOND!!!!

by J-Dizz December 28, 2005