country blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in an outhouse.

As the banjo music drifted through the air, Jethro relaxed and enjoyed his country blumpkin.

by Pooberry June 30, 2008

blumba

the quivering dance of your bottom lip

Do the blumba , do the blumba , no really do the blumba

by saddiedabomb March 10, 2011

beer blumpkin

receiving head while on the shitter and drinking a beer.

Dave received a beer blumpkin @ the bar last night.

by al May 21, 2004

blumpkee

To be on the receiving end of a burning blumpkin.

I am always happy to be the blumpkee, as long as I get to bust a benni

by The Real BDP February 26, 2008

Blazin' Blumpkin

The act of eating 6 extremely hot buffalo wings, taking an extremely steamy hot shit, while a woman performs a blow jay on your dick.

that chick gave the best blazin' blumpkin

by trevor fartlett June 14, 2010

A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin

When a man defecates in the top tank of the toilet while receiving oral sex from someone pooping and sitting backwards on the seat.

"Hey girl, my dick is real hard and I noticed that we are both have been farting a lot. Perhaps we should A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin"

by Juan Perico March 8, 2009

blimpin

to get high; to smoke pot

dude we are so blimpin right now muahahahaha

by Jake Tessier April 1, 2007