Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at by the goliaths of the world) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner and had a huge dick though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid with a short Irish dick and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

rusty boozer

Alternate word for Thanksgiving day.

“Hey Jared, ya hype for rusty boozer this year?”
Yea bro. Love me some rusty boozer turkey.”

by Jdog333 November 12, 2020

Late Bloomer

Late Bloomer is a song by artist named Taura Lamb. The song is written from a perspective of overprotective friend that's why sounds shady. You can listen to it non stop because this is truly masterpiece. Taura never disappoints

"I can't stop listening to Late Bloomer, this song is too good"

by lipypoo May 15, 2021

Snoozer Boozer

A person who drinks alcohol in their sleep. Similar to sleep-eating, but consuming alcohol instead of food.

He sleep walks to the fridge and drinks a six pack almost nightly. He's a real Snoozer Boozer.

by elliot_ October 10, 2023

Doom Bloomer

Someone who lights up and experiences enjoyment when talking about other people’s tragedies and misfortunes, either for attention or for the entertainment aspect of it.

Lorraine was a real doom bloomer telling everyone about how Judy’s son is sick in hospital.

by Aubergine Skye April 14, 2024

Ooze a blooper

The act of pooing in which the poo is roughly the consistency of soft serve yogurt, perhaps with toppings or perhaps without.

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“I need to ooze a blooper,” I told my wife, who rolled her eyes in response

by Japles P April 23, 2023

PBS Kids Blooper Kid

A PBS Kids Blooper Kid is someone that uploads videos like Blooper Videos and like tv channels like PBS Kids and this kid probably is using scratch, Just use AidenTV as a example and if you have one at school The Kid is probably annoying

Person 1:Hey My Little Brother is a PBS Kids Blooper Kid
Person 2:Mine is too!

by aidentv July 20, 2024