Blizzard

An Act of belittleing a man. After a Man cums inside a woman. She then stands over him and queefs the contents of her vagina onto the mans face and body.

"I fucked Brandy last night, I thought everything was great and then that bitch gave me a blizzard."

by Charger Brent May 31, 2006

Blizzard

A large, very windy snowstorm, resulting in at least five inches of snow. Commonly mistaken as a little snowfall with around 3 inches in most of the lower forty-eight states and Hawaii.

Weatherman: On Monday, February 15, there's gonna be a blizzard on the way to the east coast! We will get almost 7 inches of snow.

Young Viewer: Wow, with the snow we're already in, we probably can't go to school for the 11th day in a row.

by Alaska-man February 16, 2010

blitzerd

The result of smoking at least 2 joints of marijuana, and being extremely stoned.

Man, i got blitzerd last night

by carrytheflag61 January 17, 2011

Blizzards

the use of bath salts as a drug

A kid at my school overdosed on blizzards.

by TrevorAmazingGrace April 15, 2011

Blizzard

When you watch porn at a very young age and don't care

Mother He is watching a lot of porn Father He is a big Blizzard he is

by afeaver January 27, 2020

dutch blizzard

When a guy cums on a fan on it's highest setting, leading cum to fly everywhere. Ultimately the other person participating will have cum all over their body like the face and tits.

I did the dutch blizzard the other day with this random hooker. The next day my parents came over and asked if I painted the walls white.

by BlackKid69 February 10, 2014

Sunday morning blizzard

When a group of Catholic priests perform a bukkake on you at Sunday school

Mike thought the stereotypes of Catholic priests were fake until he received his first Sunday morning blizzard

by jemalkins May 7, 2018