Buttered

Its like the word owned...ONLY 3 million times better. Its like when your toast drops and it lands buttered side down...YOU GOT BUTTERED.

Dude, that was a sick COD sesh last night

Yea, and you totally got buttered,too.

by ManiacMaglee October 20, 2009

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1. average joe meaning: - Bladdered

2. Honours graduate meaning: -To be highly inebriated after a night of intoxicating liquer.

The complete loss of all limbs that you look like a puppet with ths strings cut, and 'spread' across the (road/pavement/tramps crotch).

He was that buttered he was spread across the pavement.

by Drunknmunky April 7, 2008

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Buttered Muffin

A girl who has had many partners. (Primarily English)

I went out with this girl last Friday, but my friend warned me she was a real buttered muffin, and I decided to quit it.

by Muffin Eater April 17, 2009

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man-battered hand cakes

Any sort of pancake-like pan-fried product with "special sauce" included.

I whipped up a bunch of spunk-filled man-battered hand cakes for my guests at breakfast yesterday.

by Chilidog December 14, 2007

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Buttered Loaf

The act of a woman taking a shit with a man watching and beatin off at the same time. Once she drops the watery load and then man is about ready to unload his load, she gets up from the toilet or any other place she's shitting, and he does the act of "load on load" leaving his semen on her shit

aw man, that bitch had such a hairy and smelly butthole when we were doin a buttered loaf last night

by loafer September 7, 2003

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