bong

A water pipe or bong is a device used for smoking, usually Cannabis (and less frequently tobacco or other substances), in which smoke is bubbled through a chamber containing water. The bong enables the operator to smoke in a manner very differently than is possible with a simple smoking pipe or joint (spliff). Most bongs are designed to either cool the smoke before it enters the operator's lungs, build up a large buffer of smoke which the user inhales quickly, or both. The word bong derives from the Thai word baung which refers to a cut off section of bamboo.

Yo! It's my parent knocking on the door, Hide The BONG!

by Dev-deos October 2, 2005

bdong

Something that is both bad and wrong, but much, much worse.

Evil Master Betty is bdong.

by Kelly January 19, 2004

Bong Bong

A person you can't trust; Full of lies. Detached from reality

Do your research! Don't be a bong bong!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Blongford

Something that take's a lot longer than expected, to the point it starts to bore you, and you loose the will to live. The only thing that keeps you alive is the fact that the "Blongford" has something that you want and need.

Homie 1. Shit man this is is taking time!!
Homie 2. i no man, looks like we have another Blongford

by Mark Hunter-Uk March 31, 2008

Bjonkies

(Bee-john-keehs)

-A term referring nothing in particular, mainly used to annoy Dave Mandibles. Although Dave says this word does not annoy him, it is slowly eating away at his soul because of the rage building inside him.

"Yo David, could you hand me those Bjonkies over there?"

"Those Bjonkies were off the hook at that party"

by Mr.Bjonkie May 7, 2010

bong mechanics

the science that goes into making a home made bong from house hold items.

dude 1: shit i broke my trusty bong
dude 2: aww no good, looks like we are gonna need to use some damn smart bong mechanics to this old mountain due bottle into a new bong

by bongsrheros July 27, 2010

Bonga-bunga

That lazy kind of sex after/while smoking weed.

It was a snowy Sunday, so we had an afternoon of bonga-bunga. Lasted for a couple of hours, I think.

by flyingdog January 22, 2012