Joke Biden

President of the United States

The Jokes on us! Joke Biden is President!

by Jeptron April 21, 2021

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Russian Bidet

The act of giving someone a rim job after they have produced fecal matter with the intent of removing all poop from their asshole so that they do not have to wipe, as a bidet would do.

Matt: Eric just ate shit worse than a Russian Bidet!

by TwatLicker69 March 27, 2011

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When a young man and woman meet at a club for the first time becoming instantly intimate. They end up going back to his place tearing each others clothes off in a raw animosity enthusiasm. After an extensive session from having sex until the morning's mid peak the young man skin looks shriveled and wrinkly. His hair pure white. And now has a gained experience of life of over 50 years. As the girl is about to walk out the door he uses his entire strength to stop but all he can do is muster up the words Bi den.

I'm going to the club tonight. I hope I get The Biden

Hey did you hear about Frankie last week?
Yeah I heard he got the Biden. Shit will change your life bro.

by Fehtal March 6, 2021

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bidenite

Someone who supports President Joe Biden regardless of what he does because their goal is supposedly to achieve "anything but Trump", but in reality they cannot think for themselves and go for the friendly looking old fuck.

Look at those Bidenites over there. Lets throw rocks at them!

by Diverse Thinker September 29, 2021

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Bidet Shit

When one takes a dump that hits the water of the toilet at just the right angle in order for the water the splash back onto the anus, making it inevitably easier to wipe with regular toilet paper.

Friend: "Dude, how do you always shit so fast?" Me:" You know, I just cut down on the wiping time." Friend: "And how do you do that?" Me: I use the old, "Bidet Shit" ploy" Friend: "Ohhhhh... good move man!"

by Ximenez4339 December 17, 2013

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