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sender bender

when you wake up, knowing the inevitability on the day. decide to grab whatever alcohol you can find, and just send it.
I've never seen Philip when he isn't mid-sender bender.
by Everydayisendit September 12, 2017
mugGet the sender bendermug.

snorkel bender

Noun. A homosexual. One who enjoys the thrill of firmly grasping another mans snorkel.

Check out Casey, he's been bending snorkels all night!

Did you see what Christin did to that guys snorkel? Talk about bent.
Where the hell is Casey? Is he bending snorkels again?

Bro, I was at the minginest party last night. Half of the dudes where snorkel benders and the other half got bent!

Dude, what have you been doing? Your hands smell of snorkel.
by Jay-rizzy December 23, 2014
mugGet the snorkel bendermug.

link bender

When you click on a link in an article, but there is a link that interests in you in that article and then you click on that link, but then it takes you to another article and you click a link in that website, etc. You do this for a long period of time, getting completely lost and end up in a site that bears absolutely no relationship to what you were originally looking for. This happens when you try to research things, it can have a good ending when you do this for fun, a bad ending when you're doing this and getting nowhere when you need to learn something, or it can have a saucy ending when you end up looking at porn. Also, used frequently on FB updates, especially when you are supposed to be doing something productive and you end up no where near that productive thing, doing something else, and sometimes even just back on facebook or whatever social media site you use.
I'm supposed to be researching amino acids, but went on a link bender through wikipedia, that was two hours ago and now I'm reading about fuzzy kitten fetishes in Russian young men.
by Mona Beeswaxian March 6, 2014
mugGet the link bendermug.

Hetero-bender

James Charles thinks he is one, but only J.K Rowling has that power
JC: I'm a hetero-bender im gonna make u gay
JKR: U DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL ONLY I CAN TURN PPL GAY!
by Karen the kid abducter August 8, 2019
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Tinder Bender

When you have sex with someone from tinder you just met.

Much like a fender bender it is when you hit someone from behind that you don't know yet.
Oh yeah she/he last night was just a tinder bender.
by ValetLife December 2, 2015
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u-bender

Where you take a shit and its so heavy or fast it goes round the u bend and disappears!
Did you have a good shit?

Yeah it was a u-bender!
by WiganLad88 May 1, 2016
mugGet the u-bendermug.

truth bender

truth bender is when jairam bends the truth forexample forrest will tell jairam that jackson is meeting us downtown and jairam will tell mikey that hella girls are coming aswell but mikey shows up and its just jairam forrest and jackson. Also if we do dumb shit jairam will often bend the truth of what we atly did to make other people jelly
Gayram: yo mikey we kicked balls in walmart and it the manager shot me in the let
Mikey: stop truth bending you truth bender
by mikey the manly man December 8, 2019
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