5 definition by Karen the kid abducter

guy 1: u mom gay
guy 2: u dad lesbian
guy 1: u sister a mister
guy 2: u brothers ur mother
guy 1:u granny tranny
guy 2: u grandpap a trap
guy 1: u family tree lgbt
guy 2:NO U
guy 1: *fucking dies*

JC: I'm a hetero-bender im gonna make u gay
JKR: U DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL ONLY I CAN TURN PPL GAY!

Friend 1: what is another name for boyfriend and girlfriend in alabama?
Friend 2: idk
Friend 1: brother and sister

Dude 1: I'm gonna go 1 up that cunt at the next football match
Dude 2: Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna 3 up him!
Dude 1: fuck u jerry

Some sjw bitch: um actually there are 324 genders
Everyone else: stfu everyone knows that there's only 2 genders lol