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anal beads

Anals beads is something you put in your arsehole and pull out one by one.

Also now known as a hot fashion accessory worn out in public, much like wearing a string of pearls.
Wow you and Kate are so kewl Brian, but next time wash those anal beads before you put them around your neck. It kinna smells and screams a Springer episode.
by Friday13 September 6, 2010
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Anal Beads

A small string of metal beads used to stick up ones ass. Used for sexual excitement. I.E. Crack heads.
I enjoyed smelling grandma's anal beads.
by Adrian October 15, 2003
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bead rattler

Iften used by the good looking protestants in glasgow when referring to the unwashed darker side of what can only be described faulty towers brigade.
Look theres that bead rattler gone goiing to faulty towers!
chortle chortle!!

Priest: just keep sucking you deprived little bead rattler!
by 3LYS!UM August 13, 2006
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breakin a bead

it's a combonation of two sentences that pertain to persperation.first breakin comes from (breaking a sweat) and bead comes from (bead of sweat) thus creating breakin a bead...
man your workin way to hard, ur starting to break a bead.
or it's so hot out rite now i'm (breakin a bead)...
breakin a bead it's so hot!!!!breakin a bead
by kenny a.k.a daddylonglegs June 23, 2007
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Bejazzle

When a man decorates or personalizes his face, body, or clothing using semen.
Smasher asked Beef to save up his spunk for a while, so he could bejazzle his new chaps.
by HogSwinger September 22, 2019
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Bead miser

Someone who does not share thier mardi gras beads with anyone.
That guy next to me just caught a bag of beads & is not sharing them with anyone. What a bead miser!!
by BruinKiller3469 March 21, 2009
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Bead Freak

A bead artist who spends all her waking hours creating beautiful bead jewelry. She travels all around the world teaching beading and even has her pieces worn by the most beautiful women ever seen.
Laurie M. is a bead freak because she knows more about beading and bead jewelry than anyone else.
by backstopbob May 23, 2006
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