get your ass back behind the fucking couch

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play

Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019

Behzad

a person who has such characteristic features as kindness, forgiveness,mercifulness,faithfulness, lovileness....

Behzad, the best man i have ever seen.
We will be happy together!

by Tahmina December 28, 2005

Behram

One of the seven Ameshaspands in ancient persian(zoroastrian) mythology, considered as the angel of victory, described as a being of pure radiance.

It is still used as a name among indian parsis and iranian zoroastrians who still follow the ancient faith

Behold the radiance of Behram yazad!

by Hiondas3423 February 17, 2017

racket behind the radiator

The act of physically hiding but not doing a good job so a limb ends up sticking out at some weird angle.

Lora was a racket behind the radiator yesterday. I just had to laugh at her stupidity!

by Makoo January 16, 2008

NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND

An education "PLAN" by Bush, that cuts funding of underperforming schools. what is underperforming? a school with test results under 100%. Schools with test results of 100%:
None

Schools with test results under 100%:
All of them.
Children Left Behind:
All
Children benifiting
None
Results of NCLB
USA 49th in literacy
High School diploma as good as toilet paper in landing a job.
...

by Mediaptera February 15, 2005

take him/her/it behind the woodshed

To beat up someone or something very badly

to describe a thorough beating

Dude, I am going to take him/her/it behind the woodshed and show him/her/it who's boss

or

The Colts took the Broncos behind the woodshed in the playoffs

by Matthew M. Lee June 21, 2007

smoking like a gypsy behind a tree

literal translation of genuine serbian phrase to describe exessive or secretive smoking of tobacco.

on a train

did u see that french guy poke his head out the door at that stop and have a cheeky smoke!

yeah, he was smoking like a gypsy behind a tree

by pigaloo September 30, 2009