baddybaegel

The best person you’ll ever meet. maddy mf taegel

If you look in that Starbucks line, you’ll see baddybaegel

by baddybaegel July 19, 2018

Baudiences

An audience to a badly written joke

"wow my friend Cleo really attracts Baudiences."

by qazqwerty123 December 18, 2018

Baldybollocks

That teenage guy in school who shaves his head for no reason and has a wet ass chin

See that drooling baldybollocks over there? I heard he likes kissing possums and shitting into his cupped hands

by Finna basket my pants March 8, 2019

Baldylocks

A middle aged man who is bald on top with long scraggly , split end hair that he takes pride in combing while listening to Bad Companys " Feel like making love"

Baldylocks keeps driving by to stalk my girlfriend.

by Dangen123$ June 5, 2019

Baldy

A person from Darndale, usually male, with an odd, egg like, appearance.

Let's all go laugh at the baldy.

by Mehoop July 2, 2019

baldy downlow

Ugly white boy with missing teeth who has to have a girlfriend and kids by his side to hide the fact that he secretly likes to be bent over and given it hard by another man in the butt. He has been this way for years and has to hide it because he talks so much shit about others and knows everybody will laugh at him. His girlfriends secretly know about this and have tried to remain on their side but he ends up messing up the relationship because he drinks so much and tries to sleep with anybody and everybody. Also has to constantly speak down on other females to make himself feel better because his butthole still hurts from the the big cucumber his girl shoved up his but the night before without using lube.

Oh he takes it in the butt? What a baldy downlow.

by Niggabitchbullyxxx October 25, 2019

Baldy forks

Shaved vagina

Show us ya baldy forks

by psyrollin November 7, 2019