an awkward placement of hairs above the upper lip making not a mustache but a grouping of uncouth follicles. Is now the fashion sensation furiously sweeping the nation. Made famous and fashionable by Matthew Banchek.
by Jeremy Harris June 29, 2007
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Girls retch when they look at me, but the joke's on them - they're freezing their nipples off, and I'm in my bachelor fleece.
by gabehere December 27, 2010
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I was watching the world cup race at Whistler, and Sam Hill came banching across the finish line and blew Steve Peat's time out of the water.
by konaclump21 February 13, 2009
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Bender: Fry what are you doing tonight?
Fry: I'm gonna stay home, watch "All My Circuits," and eat Bachelor Chow.
Fry: I'm gonna stay home, watch "All My Circuits," and eat Bachelor Chow.
by Tnuttaz June 11, 2006
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The term was coined to feminize the masculine word bachelor through the added 'ette' - a wholly idiotic and nonsensical endeavor akin to calling a single mother a fatherette.
This term was born of ignorance and misguided feminist intentions.
Speakers should instead stick to the traditional terms Hen or Doe.
The term was coined to feminize the masculine word bachelor through the added 'ette' - a wholly idiotic and nonsensical endeavor akin to calling a single mother a fatherette.
This term was born of ignorance and misguided feminist intentions.
Speakers should instead stick to the traditional terms Hen or Doe.
by Macdaddy1983 August 13, 2012
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by Mischmo October 7, 2007
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"What's up what's up, what's up with the Bankhead Bounce, shawty"
Diamond & D-Roc on the song "Bankhead Bounce"
Diamond & D-Roc on the song "Bankhead Bounce"
by Loc-O December 9, 2013
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