angry baker

Before having sexual intercourse with a known skank one must first insert his member into a loaf of yeast filled bread. Moments after, one must proceed in having vaginal intercourse with known skank thus insuring a vicious yeast infection. (Assuming known skank is not currently afflicted with a yeast infection.)

After working at the bakery all day I went down to bang that skank megan. Little did she know that she was about to receive one hell of an angry baker.

by Mathius Primus December 9, 2008

Change at Baker Street

Baker Street is the only station on the London Underground network where you can change from the pink line (Hammersmith & City)to the brown one (Bakerloo). Go figure it out.

I changed at Baker Street with missus last night. That woke her up.

by Clarkers January 2, 2004

mr baker

Peedo in a Speedo

Mr baker steals kids

by Ching Chong wang December 16, 2019

Simon Baker

An amazing Australian actor who played in shows like The Guardian and in the movie Sex and Death 101.

"Simon Baker"

"Yup, he's second only to Alex O'Louglin"

by Simonbakerfan August 16, 2008

amy baker

Retarded. Possibly the most 'special' person you will ever meet.

Girl 1: Haha she's so stupid.
Girl 2: Duh she's Amy Baker.

by Fatgurl January 1, 2012

Ethan Baker

defined as one with an abundance of winning. Strikingly Beautiful and is quite possibly the best man on Earth. Known To Many as the God Of Awesomeness. Women want him and men want to be him. He is the most interesting man in the world's son.

1.Praise Ethan God of Awesomeness!
2.I wish I was Ethan Baker!
3.Everyone loves Ethan Baker!
4.I want to have Ethan Baker's Children!

by Mr.Wiggles97 November 26, 2011

Donnie Baker

One of the friends of the Bob and Tom radio show. His real name is Ron Sexton, who is also known for popular call-ins to the show, such as: Kenny Tarmac, Floyd the Trucker and Morgan Freeman. Often is found in the classifieds, with a boat for sale. Also a member of the band, "Donnie Baker and the Pork Pistols."

Quotes:
"Hey man, it's Donnie Baker."
"I swear to God I would"
"Shut up, Randy."
"I gotta go."
"Hey baby what say you and me have a three way: you, me and some of this pork!"

by TheCaffeineJunky March 22, 2007