backyard wrestling

Today, this term is generally used to describe a dangerous and therefore stupid form of "fun" practiced by kids trying to emulate the Professional Wrestlers they see on T.V. But, Professional wrestlers are (1) Highly skilled martial artists (2) Professional stuntment (3) Actors. What they do is a performance, not an actual contest. Everything is planned to assure maximum safety for the participants. Of course, as in all sports and stunt work, sometimes professional wrestlers are REALLY injured, but, most of the time, when they appear to be injured, they are not injured at all.

When I was a kid, in the 60's and 70's, "backyard wrestling" referred to the arts of Throw Wrestling and Submission Wrestling (not to be confused with Throw Fighting and Submission Fighting). These are real sports that require training and rules. Throw Wrestling is similar to Aikido, and Submission Wrestling is similar to JuJitsu. A practicioner of these arts will also be able to defend themself if attacked.

by Rev. Jeff Goven January 21, 2007

Backwards mullet

A haircut invented and worn by a kid named lucas hansen. He invented it years ago. It never changes. Some believe that it doesn't grow because it is always the same. Long in the front, short in the back, and sideways on the sides.

Dude whats up with Lucas's haircut?
O thats a backwards mullet, hes always had it.

by welcometoreality September 26, 2009

ass-backwards

adj. - wrong, abnormal, negatively unique, against the norm (the norm owns mee)

Why do anything the normal way when we can do it ass-backwards?

by Joe March 20, 2003

Backyard Wrestling

Something that hurts.

Mike: Holy crap, what happened to Frank?

Patrick: He got thrown off a ladder and through a flaming table during backyard wrestling.

by Freakin Frank February 21, 2009

fall backwards

to fall backwards means to have lots of pleasure aka sex

I will fall backwards onto her to get some sex.

by Thatsnotahandle! July 20, 2016

Donut in the backyard

To fuck a girl anally through a donut. jizz on the donut and serve it to her for a tasty treat!

Tiffany really went to town on that "Donut in the backyard" last night!

by Stanky_T May 11, 2010

Backwards Titty Fuck with an Anal Tongue Dart

Backwards Titty Fuck (BTF) with an Anal Tongue Dart (ATD)

A Backwards Titty Fuck with an Anal Tongue Dart (or BTF with an ATD) is when you lay a girl on her back, straddle her head with your legs, and backwards titty fuck her while her tongue darts your asshole.

by Max1000 January 15, 2011