Auto cussrect

To change your words when you accidently cuss in front of someone who will get you in trouble for it.

Dude, Melony totally just auto cussrected herself when she saw Mr. Ferb behind her!

Me: Oh FU...
*sees teacher*
Me: ...dge

Milly: oh shit...
*sees parent*
Milly:shittake mushrooms...

by squimphy July 9, 2011

Auto Snockling

To snort coke from the shaft of one's own cock.

Fuck me this Nicholas Cage film is shit.
Coke - check!
Cock - double check!
It's auto snockling time!

by d.eyebrows December 28, 2011

auto correct

it works when you don't want it to, and it doesn't when you actually want to use it.

oh boy, I hat auto correct!

by weaboo_scum May 17, 2015

Auto-co-wrecked

When, auto correct ruins what your saying and back fires on yourself thereby, wrecking yourself.

Your friend: "You're such a fuck yard" (meant to be fuck tard obviously).
You: "LOL Auto-co-wrecked!"

by LukeIAmYourFather77 June 9, 2015

Auto correct

Something stupid that the device makes up.

Boy: Hey girlfriend.
Girl: Hey boyfriend.
Boy: I hate you!
Girl: I am never talking to you again!
Boy: Wait. No. Stupid auto correct.

by Mr. Jewell December 7, 2015

Auto-Repleasantry

An automatic reply of "you too" to a pleasantry when it doesn't apply to the other person.

I gave the guy at the front desk at the gym an auto-repleasantry when he said "have a good workout."

EXAMPLE:

Ticket-taker at movie theatre: Enjoy the show.

Me: You too

by larscooley October 2, 2016

auto correct

the aboination in your iphone that screws up your relationship.

Jenny: hat babe. watchu doing?

Matt: "hat"??

Jenny: sry. i ment "hay". damn auto correct.

by ivygurl45 February 19, 2017