Asexuality

When garlic bread, ice cream and cake are the true pleasures in your life.

Person:food or sex?
Asexual person:food
Person:why?
Asexual person:because

Person:because what?
Asexual person:asexuality

by Hungrypig2 July 27, 2022

asexuality

A sexuality where you only feel romantic attraction to someone

X: Hey dude, do you respect asexuality?
Y: Of course, it's super valid!

by the anxious pheseant October 27, 2022

Asexually gay

When someone is gay without any sexual needs.

A: bro Rhys larsen is so fine.
B: right, I'm asexually gay for him.

by Junnhoe September 25, 2023

ashexual

when you experience a deep feeling of love and joy for a cool instagram editor (gxcciash)

ash is so cute, i’m ashexual.

by myheartisash September 6, 2018

ashexual

when you experience a deep feeling of love and joy for an instagram editor (gxcciash)

ash is so cute, im ashexual
ash is the best, im ashexual for her😔✊🏼

(pls help us out, this is her birthday present)

by myheartisash September 6, 2018

asequalate

The text version of a penis and testicles. c=8

(a-see-kwel-ate)

verb
a. put your penis into an orifice
b. to have sex, or fuck
c. a cock and balls
Synonym of fuck: all tenses are available.

I would love to asequalate her mouth.

I asequalated that big booty all night long!

by loathepiety and blupete June 28, 2010

Amexual

I have an American Express card.abd I feel like showing off or using it because why not.

Today I went out and used my American Express card today. I was feeling Amexual.

by E45LE September 28, 2020