internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.

I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.

by flashwildecard October 27, 2019

Default

A default is a noob at the popular Battle Royale Fortnite. They only have one skin, one pickaxe and no V-Bucks.

You're such a default at this game dude. Get good kid!

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ god. November 2, 2019

Default December

It’s when all girls will not wear makeup for a whole month because some of y’all bitches be looking like the grinch without makeup on and it’s like no but November for boys so it’s perfect timings

Girl it’s default December

by Ehehdyejhss November 4, 2019

Default passing

To passing as a str8 cis person

Timmy: ew he's str8 why is he here
Me: he's just default passing that's all

by Ded0oaum May 17, 2025

Custody By Default

When you don't actually get custody of your children, however they turn 18 and can do whatever they want anyways.

Lindsey claims she won her custody case however it was custody by default because her daughter turned 18.

by Turd Flusher Magoo July 24, 2023

A default

A cis straight white man. The default setting of the world.

Also can be used to describ just cis straight men or women in general. Although it's typically more cis men then Cis women who do default behavior.

He's being such a default

Shut up you stupid default

Are the defaults ok?
Those damn defaults control the whole world

by skint head August 20, 2023

Default

The male penis in it's default, non-erect state

This guy's default is bigger than my boner

by Crveni69 September 2, 2023