by Wish I were her <3 November 19, 2020
Joselyn Cruz valencia is a social media star. She is very smart, cute, sexy, have brown hair, blue eyes and glasses she recently got.she can be very kind but her feelings can be hurt very easily, she is very loyal, she is very funny! She has so much friends! She is popular too! don’t lose her at all she comes one time in the life time Joselyn can be serious sometimes she even got your back!
Hey Joselyn Cruz valencia, can you be my friend please and can you make a tik tok with me please oh and give me your Snapchat and insta!
by Not very cute October 27, 2019
tohma a.k.a "tohma dela cruz" is a well known thing in filipino genshin tiktok , filipino genshin fans also make him a fuccboi his well known teams are kaeya garcia ,childe santos , and scramouche . conyo tohmas love interest is kamisato ayaka she is also known as a school/class president in conyo tohma skits.
tohma: pwede ba kitang yayain?
ayaka: saan?
t: sa pasyalan.
a: sige ba.
t: pagkatapos ituloy na sa kasalan.
a: ha.! baliw kba?
t: ito naman ndi mabiro.
a: parang gago ka kc.!
t: hehe halika dito
'' mr. tohma dela cruz what do you think your doing?!"
ayaka: saan?
t: sa pasyalan.
a: sige ba.
t: pagkatapos ituloy na sa kasalan.
a: ha.! baliw kba?
t: ito naman ndi mabiro.
a: parang gago ka kc.!
t: hehe halika dito
'' mr. tohma dela cruz what do you think your doing?!"
by kleeberry_ August 06, 2021
by JaredisGayAf January 04, 2017
Why is your baby so fuckin Ugly?
Well that's what happens when you run out of KY. And your wife's pussy can't make it's own spit.
You get a baby with Ted Cruz Face.
Well that's what happens when you run out of KY. And your wife's pussy can't make it's own spit.
You get a baby with Ted Cruz Face.
by ImpalaPhil March 18, 2021
by q2shy February 19, 2021
He has the smallest dick in the world and most people did him gay. He sucks pito by day and gets fuc*ed by night. Last but. It least, he sucks at COD and Fifa!
by Savageboi137 June 25, 2017