positive youth

They are the assholes in the "scene" who make everything political, they are the crazy preaching anarchists, the people who sit on street corners picketing {insert random cause here}, they judge everyone who doesn't think EXACTLY like they do, a few years ago one would go to a show and see a bunch of happy people drinking beers as one group, rebelling against laws which we all knew sucked, now all you see is people huddled in groups talking about either how punk they are because they bought a punk book or have a few patches, or they are bitching about the other groups because they aren't "punk enough", its a growing trend that seems to be going hand in hand with the straightedge movement and its really sad especially because the majority of the people in it don't understand what anarchy is, as they return to their family estates, they are also the people who take offense in mosh pits and have recently taken it upon themselves to outlaw them at shows, when you see a "workshop" posted on your hometown's punk event boards, its the positive youth

Person 1: Yo I just got yelled at for drinking a beer!

Person 2: No way, this is a punk show, nobody gives a fuck...

Positive Kid: Yo guys that's really not cool, you're wrecking the positive attitude of the group here. It's people like you that make it so we can't change the world for the better. Respect the space.

Person 1: These new positive youth kids suck...what is he like 14?!

by AzraelPunxxx March 1, 2010

Fountain of youth

When, after shooting a load of cum inside a girl, they squat above you and express it into your mouth

"I have a funny taste in my mouth today because I did the fountain of youth with my girlfriend"

by Shartywaffle69 November 7, 2019

Fountain of Youth

The fountain of youth can only be defined as filling a tub with your (and possibly your friend/ family's) semen, only to bathe in it

Guy 1: Dude I just swam in the fountain of youth and look at my skin!
Guy 2: I wanna try that. Think you can help me fill it up?

by The brotherhood of cum May 2, 2016

Fountain of Youth

when a group of men sit in a small, tightly packed circle and one at a time go into the center and ejaculate into the air, trying to hit others. women may sit in but may not participate.

we were all so stick after we tried a fountain of youth at Greg's party. there were a few girls there but definitely not worth it

by Demented Macintosh December 8, 2009

fountian of youth

To drink the urine of your sex partner during intercouse.

1. Who doesn't like drinking from the fountian of youth.

2. Let's go find the fountian of youth.

by fuckaholic December 3, 2003

gift of youth

any person that seems to physically age very slowly.

Person 1: WTF it says here that Person 3 is 56 years old!
Person 2: Person 3 is indeed 56 years old
Person 1: Dude, Person 3 looks like he's only in his mid-30's.
Person 2: He has the gift of youth.

by FoxNews October 8, 2015

Creamy youth

a person who does unbelievable things . ( In a good way)

That guy's a creamy youth

by Creamy youth August 24, 2015