Used as an insult to highlight one's lack of height and the crappiness of one's job. They would be a shelf stacker but they cannot reach and just knock things of instead. Hence the name "Shelf Wobbler".
That Richard Evans is a right shelf wobbler! I don't know how he's got a mechanics apprentiship for less than £1 an hour. Ha Ha Ha!
by Matthew Wood July 4, 2004
Get the Shelf Wobbler mug.Also known as a cock wobbler danza or Daniels. A wobbler is known for kicking the Chevy sideways, ingesting any type of alcohol, and a passion for any type of T Bars thongs. IS THAT RIGHT?!? a wobbler occasionally sustains injuries to the shaft of his penis due to a thong rub from panties being slide to the side and NOT removed. A wobbler is known to have multiple J.O. jerkoff sessions without having a time frame on when his gf is arriving home. He can also sustain injuries while playing sports such as slopitch hockey or euchre. A wobbler may be employed as a plow operator, but drives it like Earnhardt in a chevy.
Ricky Martin: What injuries has the wobbler sustained?
Mongoogle: He was hit with a comebacker at slo pitch, his index finger is blistered from euchre, and his shaft and helmet have a T Bar burn.
Mongoogle: He was hit with a comebacker at slo pitch, his index finger is blistered from euchre, and his shaft and helmet have a T Bar burn.
by Woodler October 30, 2019
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Get the Grap Snabble Wobble Flobble mug.Johnny tried to walk out of the bar on his own, but it looked more like a wasted wobble until his friends decided to help.
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