whomstabouts

The people whomst you are with at a given time and place

-aye bro you tryna come hang right now?
-Depends, give me your whomstabouts
-It’s just me and Samson bro just come
-aight coming

by :::::Xanny_Devito::::: May 20, 2018

whomst'd've'yaint'le'de'nst'd've

To say lest get this bread when you have a cock in your mouth

Whomst'd've'yaint'le'de'nst'd've dave!

by Stephen hairless November 2, 2018

Whop and Wobble

When someone gets a whopper of a burger shoved in their ass and they have to wobble out of the room

Chuck likes the whop and wobble over the Mac and run

by Reaper22 July 26, 2019

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt

like whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es but easier to say

Guy 1: Hey man, can you tell me whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt took my shit?

Guy 2: ...What?

by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair November 28, 2019

Whop-cited

When you surprise someone out of no where and they are so taken back that they are offended by the gesture that they could potentially succumb to the shart illegally or faint due to the fact of public humiliation.

Dustin peered over the bathroom stall and scream “I thought it would be bigger” to Meghan where she was so perturbed that she became whop-cited.

by Janthevan October 27, 2019

whomstf

A danker / fancier way of saying "Who the fuck?"

Person 1: Whomstf are u?
Person 2: I'm Whomstf, Whomstf are you?
Person 1: Hi Whomstf, I'm Person 1

by Whomstf November 22, 2020

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous'ght'ifs'utre'sf'rhg'vgfgh'awerdfg'iosf'hrd'qrdr'yuy'ws'ge'ujtr'wsadfwe'htfgt'whom'dyr

the most superior version of whomst've

Person 1: whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous'ght'ifs'utre'sf'rhg'vgfgh'awerdfg'iosf'hrd'qrdr'yuy'ws'ge'ujtr'wsadfwe'htfgt'whom'dyr

Person 2: why the shit do I have to do this?

by anonymous April 22, 2021