Whatevership

A relationship/friendship between a guy and a girl. I guy will say whatevership when he neither wants to confuse/makes things awkward by calling it a relationship and does not to potentially put the girl in the friend zone by accident. A whatevership is in between a friendship and relationship.

Luke: Hey John, you and Sarah seem to be hitting it off. Are you in a relationship or something?

John: No, we are in a whatevership. She's in a devoted relationship with Ben and we just happen to act like we are in a relationship, minus the kissing and other physical stuff.

Luke: So that makes you friends then?

John: I aint putting her in the friend-zone by accident dude. Have you seen her in a swimsuit? I'll just bide my time until she finds out Ben made out with Hannah while drunk at a party two weeks ago.

by Stang October 31, 2013

Whateverittakesmanship

The ability and drive to get things done no matter who or what is trying to beat you down!!

You have to be high in whateverittakesmanship to get this job done!

by Hugh Jeerection June 21, 2016

whatevership

An in-between state where one's relationship with another does not have specific or clear parameters which could be due to a variety of factors, including but not limited to old feelings becoming new feelings, time and distance related circumstances, and a general uncertainty yet potentiality that leaves one hopeful yet unclear of the possibilities.

I just reconnected with an old friend and it's been a long time. We used to have a relationship, and there is a potential for another, but the mean time, it's kind of an interesting "whatevership"

by DoubleB77 July 31, 2016

whatever pleasures your treasures

When someone does something you disagree with but you don’t really care. Similar to the saying “whatever tickles your pickle.” ( The word treasures is pronounced the way Fred from the hit series Scooby Doo would say it)

David: I’m going on old man Richard farms to fuck his goats
Me: Whatever pleasures your treasures

by TheBoisAreBack March 8, 2019

Whatever claps your flaps!

This phrase is specifically for the females out there, who may get particularly excited over seeing someone of the opposite sex that they are attracted to !!

Deborah; "Ooh, did you see that guy, he's so hot!!"
Jade; "ugh, not my type but, whatever claps your flaps!!"

by Pharm-Drug Lord December 12, 2022

Iss whatever

Nah fuck yall ill do better on my own one day and yall better not try and come back into my life cus ill show ur ass the door

Person 1:"Sorry I didn't pay you back for the $100 you gave me I suddenly had something come up" * complete bs u aint getting ur money back* Person 2:"Iss whatever dude"

by anonymous November 9, 2018

Good Whatever

When you are in a large groupchat with randos from different timezones and don't know their local time, you say "good whatever" to greet them instead of good morning/afternoon/night.

It's commonly seen in public discord servers.

Random1: Good morning everyone!
Random2: It's night for me
Random3: Afternoon for me.

Random1: Ok, good whatever.

by SickWeirdo June 27, 2020